Tubesday Morning 56 replies, 4020 views

xAJDELAWAREx
9/10/2019 7:41:00 AM
The internet is a series of tubes.
Cumby
9/10/2019 8:05:00 AM
Get those tubes tied
Kev_in
9/10/2019 8:12:00 AM
I wonder if my local deli has escorts
Captain Ahab
9/10/2019 8:16:00 AM
My Ford escort has a deli
Dickscraper
9/10/2019 8:23:00 AM
Delis at the grocery store take too long to get served at. They're always understaffed.
Wiseacre
9/10/2019 9:22:00 AM
When you ask your ex what colors he prefers for the wedding as he’s walking out the door the next morning. It was perfectly timed to catch a confused double take right before the door closed. I am hilarious.

Wiseacre
9/10/2019 9:25:00 AM
Which*
xAJDELAWAREx
9/10/2019 9:54:00 AM
Living with an ex sounds like an amazing situation.
Wiseacre
9/10/2019 9:59:00 AM
Lol. I’m not living with him. I occasionally recycle. Save the earth.
Wiseacre
9/10/2019 10:02:00 AM
*insert more judgement here- as if you’ve never done the same*
Kev_in
9/10/2019 10:55:00 AM
All my exes live in Texas but don’t recycle
Wiseacre
9/10/2019 11:28:00 AM
Recycling an ex in the past turned into him being my best friend (platonic) today. Had I not booty called him one night, we never would have developed the friendship that we have today. I can’t tell you how many times he’s had my back. He recently travelled 45 minutes to replace my starter in the parking lot of one of my jobs while I worked and paid for the whole thing. Moral of the story: just because it doesn’t work for you, doesn’t mean my experience is going to be the same. Beyond that, my life might suck right now but that’s not because I’m a complete idiot or from lack of trying.
Cumby
9/10/2019 12:08:00 PM
Texas is the reason that the resident's gay
Cumby
9/10/2019 12:11:00 PM
WLEP I FUCKED TAHT UP
Wiseacre
9/10/2019 12:37:00 PM
Originally posted by: Kev_in

All my exes live in Texas but don’t recycle

Lol. I just realized that you meant your imaginary Texan exes don’t recycle. My bird. Lecture retracted.
homusmomus673
9/10/2019 12:38:00 PM
Gay residents
homusmomus673
9/10/2019 12:38:00 PM
I actually am Cumby.
homusmomus673
9/10/2019 12:39:00 PM
Wow accidental snipe
Cumby
9/10/2019 1:03:00 PM
Same
Kev_in
9/10/2019 1:49:00 PM
Wiseheated wiseacre_hc
Wiseacre
9/10/2019 2:10:00 PM
I wasn’t heated. But now that my car just broke down I am.
sidney
9/10/2019 2:17:00 PM
Mike Scott getting into a fight with Birds fans is so typical
fuckin hell yeah!!
9/10/2019 2:23:00 PM
Originally posted by: Cumby

WLEP I FUCKED TAHT UP

xAJDELAWAREx
9/10/2019 2:28:00 PM
Originally posted by: sidney

Mike Scott getting into a fight with Birds fans is so typical

This statement was crafted for maximum triggerage.

TYPCIAL OF WHAT SIDNEY
fuckin hell yeah!!
9/10/2019 2:32:00 PM


sidney
9/10/2019 3:13:00 PM
Originally posted by: xAJDELAWAREx

Originally posted by: sidney

Mike Scott getting into a fight with Birds fans is so typical

This statement was crafted for maximum triggerage.

TYPCIAL OF WHAT SIDNEY

lol

those people don't post here anymore