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Bashar al-Asad
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June 4 2018 2:03 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Smoke the crystal meth
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June 4 2018 2:04 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Brett Weir

Eli shall be my diet bro

Real bros help with the third ingredient of the brickhouse diet



third man in on the third ingredient
brian.
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June 4 2018 2:05 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Bashar al-Asad

Smoke the crystal meth

the secret ingredient in any weight loss diet
Kev_in
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June 4 2018 2:06 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Third cocksman
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June 4 2018 2:14 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
what a time to be alive
Dianana
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June 4 2018 2:22 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Me at 16: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Me at 35: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Also, any time there’s spit on the ground I think, “what if I just bent down and licked that all up?” Then I get so effing mad at myself for doing that every god damn time I see spit on the ground. I hate myself. Why do I think that?

“What if you just went outside and took a shit in the middle of the parking lot?”

Anytime I’m in an elevator my brain goes: you should fart loud.
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June 4 2018 2:33 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Always fart loud


also, if a woman spit on the ground, then bent down and licked it up in front of me, i'd feel weird/aroused/weird
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June 4 2018 2:36 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Dianana

Me at 16: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Me at 35: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Also, any time there’s spit on the ground I think, “what if I just bent down and licked that all up?” Then I get so effing mad at myself for doing that every god damn time I see spit on the ground. I hate myself. Why do I think that?

“What if you just went outside and took a shit in the middle of the parking lot?”

Anytime I’m in an elevator my brain goes: you should fart loud.



Lol I know exactly what you are saying with this. I kind of do the same thing but in a much more fucked up way. I was in the office a few weeks ago and eating dinner with my boss. I was thinking to myself..."What would happen if I punch him full force directly in the face at random?"
Dickscraper
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June 4 2018 2:36 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Another pic

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June 4 2018 2:37 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Those indeed do look good.
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June 4 2018 2:38 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I had my one meal for today and it's going to be a painful afternoon/evening in the rumbling gut.
brian.
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June 4 2018 2:41 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of Gobulon

Originally posted by: Dianana

Me at 16: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Me at 35: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Also, any time there’s spit on the ground I think, “what if I just bent down and licked that all up?” Then I get so effing mad at myself for doing that every god damn time I see spit on the ground. I hate myself. Why do I think that?

“What if you just went outside and took a shit in the middle of the parking lot?”

Anytime I’m in an elevator my brain goes: you should fart loud.



Lol I know exactly what you are saying with this. I kind of do the same thing but in a much more fucked up way. I was in the office a few weeks ago and eating dinner with my boss. I was thinking to myself..."What would happen if I punch him full force directly in the face at random?"

i have thought this exact thing at times as well. sitting in a doctors office having the guy read my test results or having the oil change guy point to the cost on the screen thinking man i could just blast this guy right in the jaw so hard
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June 4 2018 2:42 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
That's my new favorite al pastor taco I've ever had. It's from a place called Los Barrilitos in Little Village. Next door to that was a mechanic's garage serving tacos off a steel drum made grill. I plan to go back and get one of those next time.
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June 4 2018 2:43 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
had some tacos this week. also sushi
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June 4 2018 2:44 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
when they go to hand you a taco just rock the person directly in the teeth and see what happens for a pahc psychology experiment
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