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June 4 2018 2:47 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
"i got teeth in my taco"
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June 4 2018 2:48 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: brian.

Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of Gobulon

Originally posted by: Dianana

Me at 16: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Me at 35: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Also, any time there’s spit on the ground I think, “what if I just bent down and licked that all up?” Then I get so effing mad at myself for doing that every god damn time I see spit on the ground. I hate myself. Why do I think that?

“What if you just went outside and took a shit in the middle of the parking lot?”

Anytime I’m in an elevator my brain goes: you should fart loud.




Lol I know exactly what you are saying with this. I kind of do the same thing but in a much more fucked up way. I was in the office a few weeks ago and eating dinner with my boss. I was thinking to myself..."What would happen if I punch him full force directly in the face at random?"


i have thought this exact thing at times as well. sitting in a doctors office having the guy read my test results or having the oil change guy point to the cost on the screen thinking man i could just blast this guy right in the jaw so hard



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June 4 2018 2:49 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
There are so many good psychology you can try. The simplest things drive people haywire. Next you get into an elevator, turn and face the back wall for the duration of the ride. All it takes to glitch the cube matrix.
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June 4 2018 3:02 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
i was in the subway over the weekend and there was a guy playing guitar through a little practice amp. it was a roland CUBE amp. i knew it was meant to be.
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June 4 2018 3:03 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Oh, I am familiar with this cube as well as the time cube.
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June 4 2018 3:04 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
that guy was a disgrace to all cubes FYI
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June 4 2018 3:05 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
ice time cube
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June 4 2018 3:17 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of Gobulon

I had my one meal for today and it's going to be a painful afternoon/evening in the rumbling gut.


Why eat only one meal? If you're trying to lose weight just follow the diet of an Olympic diver
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June 4 2018 3:30 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Kev_in

Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of Gobulon

I had my one meal for today and it's going to be a painful afternoon/evening in the rumbling gut.


Why eat only one meal? If you're trying to lose weight just follow the diet of an Olympic diver



chlorine and cum?
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June 4 2018 3:48 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Not trying to lose weight but I ate garbage yesterday. After a garbage day I'll mostly fast for a day once per week.
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June 4 2018 3:50 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I am standing my ground against these 60-75 hour work weeks and my employer is not happy. They will be even more unhappy when they axe me and I present to them my hours worked, associated proof and the fact their American laws do not prevent me from getting paid overtime. I will then charge my crystal for two or three years. Might need to charge some extra while I'm at it.
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June 4 2018 3:57 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: brian.

Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of Gobulon

Originally posted by: Dianana

Me at 16: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Me at 35: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Also, any time there’s spit on the ground I think, “what if I just bent down and licked that all up?” Then I get so effing mad at myself for doing that every god damn time I see spit on the ground. I hate myself. Why do I think that?

“What if you just went outside and took a shit in the middle of the parking lot?”

Anytime I’m in an elevator my brain goes: you should fart loud.




Lol I know exactly what you are saying with this. I kind of do the same thing but in a much more fucked up way. I was in the office a few weeks ago and eating dinner with my boss. I was thinking to myself..."What would happen if I punch him full force directly in the face at random?"


i have thought this exact thing at times as well. sitting in a doctors office having the guy read my test results or having the oil change guy point to the cost on the screen thinking man i could just blast this guy right in the jaw so hard

fuck yeah lol
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edited as i dont care to continue seeing this
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Does anyone here cycle regularly?
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