Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of GobulonOriginally posted by: brian.Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of GobulonOriginally posted by: Dianana
Me at 16: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?
Me at 35: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?
Also, any time there’s spit on the ground I think, “what if I just bent down and licked that all up?” Then I get so effing mad at myself for doing that every god damn time I see spit on the ground. I hate myself. Why do I think that?
“What if you just went outside and took a shit in the middle of the parking lot?”
Anytime I’m in an elevator my brain goes: you should fart loud.
Lol I know exactly what you are saying with this. I kind of do the same thing but in a much more fucked up way. I was in the office a few weeks ago and eating dinner with my boss. I was thinking to myself..."What would happen if I punch him full force directly in the face at random?"
i have thought this exact thing at times as well. sitting in a doctors office having the guy read my test results or having the oil change guy point to the cost on the screen thinking man i could just blast this guy right in the jaw so hard