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Cube cycle
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My bike has cube shaped wheels made of steel.
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June 4 2018 4:45 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
my bike relies on the power of the SPHERE
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My sack has two cum spheres
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June 4 2018 5:12 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
some sacks only have one

or none

or 3 (but one of them is a part of the intestine that has dropped into said sack)
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i'm He-Man, off camera, being gay
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i'm robertcop, off cop, being robert.
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A hollywood actress is my living room getting a haircut. I was asked if I wanted to hang out with them. I rejected the offer and chose Skyrim.
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Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of Gobulon

Originally posted by: brian.

Originally posted by: Mystical Fog of Gobulon

Originally posted by: Dianana

Me at 16: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Me at 35: I wonder what would happen if I jumped up onto my desk and started yelling gibberish?

Also, any time there’s spit on the ground I think, “what if I just bent down and licked that all up?” Then I get so effing mad at myself for doing that every god damn time I see spit on the ground. I hate myself. Why do I think that?

“What if you just went outside and took a shit in the middle of the parking lot?”

Anytime I’m in an elevator my brain goes: you should fart loud.





Lol I know exactly what you are saying with this. I kind of do the same thing but in a much more fucked up way. I was in the office a few weeks ago and eating dinner with my boss. I was thinking to myself..."What would happen if I punch him full force directly in the face at random?"



i have thought this exact thing at times as well. sitting in a doctors office having the guy read my test results or having the oil change guy point to the cost on the screen thinking man i could just blast this guy right in the jaw so hard




Lmao

yes
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For a good couple of years I really wanted to stick my finger in a fan
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Originally posted by: fuzzy navel princess






What
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Yes
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