i do believe that this metal mike character must be mentally handicapped. this is the worst thing i've heard since limp bizkit's cover of behind blue eyes. palm tree dousche incident should probably participate in a group suicide of the most excruciating variety. fuck you and your mothers. nice touch having your mom leaving a comment on your page. very metal.





posted this on their myspace page under a bogus review.

still the worst fucking band

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i do believe that this metal mike character must be mentally handicapped. this is the worst thing i've heard since limp bizkit's cover of behind blue eyes. palm tree dousche incident should probably participate in a group suicide of the most excruciating variety. fuck you and your mothers. nice touch having your mom leaving a comment on your page. very metal.





posted this on their myspace page under a bogus review.

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hah they're from your state, go to one of their shows and throw shit at them.

kick ass man

did these guys break up yet???

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Originally posted by: MOGARTH

PAHARDCORE - we are the internet

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we are the only thing that matters on the internerd

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I love that they can't afford to mail a cd from TN to PA. The internet is the only tool necessary for promotion!

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We, the members of The Palm Tree Death Incident, in order to for a more perfect metal, establish terror, ensure domestic misery, provide for the common deviance, promote general meyhem, and secure a reign of evil for ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish within this document; our manifesto....

The Palm Tree Death Manifesto........

If you think this is a joke, you're sadly mistaken........

We're sick of the bullshit. We're tired of the lies. We're done fucking around. It all changes now. These truly are the end of daze...And we are the horsemen. From this moment foward, The Palm Tree Death Incident will cease to be a band, and shall now be known only as audio terrorists. Our blatant disregard for society's religious, moral, and ethical standards will be unmistakeable. From now on, the blood is going to be real.......

Watch your back.........

The choice is simple........

Join us or die

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God damn it, Brickhouse, you're an asshole. You're so critical and analytical.

Your review should've gone something like this guy's review...

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Metal Mike of Muen Magazine Review!!!
Palm Tree Death Incident
band members
J
Chris
Justin





As The Montalian and myself love to rock as hard as pantera and slayer or as soft as dokken and styx, I find myself at time leaning heavily in one direction or another for long periods of time. Well Today I found myself on the Darkside.! I think it started when I found a new, the band I liked a few days ago. I am talking about the aforementioned Palm Tree Death Incident. I have been to there page and jammed there songs abundently. Cant get enough its that good.The shreds are live , the focus is evil, and the music kicks too another notch. Its pure Adrenaline pumping, fist pounding rips, ranging from a Slayer , Anthrax sound as well as a Megadeath influenced style on the song "Cold Dead Kiss".The songs are definately their own, but strong influnce takes a stand in their music and puts them right up with any of the bands whos style i mentioned. Chris from PTDI pointed out to me that they are not just another band they are audio terriosts. The Evil style they bring across is as disturbed as The Montalian and I have ever had the privialge of listening too. Anger Agression and Cool ass Riffs. This is their first Album, which they have yet to name. The band formed in 2002 , but later took a 2 year break as Chris moved. In 2006 they reformed when he later moved back.They picked up where they had left off and decided to go into the studio and do a record. Boy are we glad they Fuckin did. This band kicks ass!!!
Metal Mike and The Montalian

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