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yantastic
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May 16 2011 3:16 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: shutyourmouth

I can't remember the last time I had sex.



roofies are awesome
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Time Husk
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May 16 2011 4:05 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
No they're not really
robothouse
penispenispenis
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May 16 2011 4:09 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i am horniboi
Bashar al-Asad
In sha'Allah
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May 16 2011 4:15 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
robothouse
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May 16 2011 4:57 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
amelia u r a lady and should be treated and fukked as such
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May 16 2011 5:22 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Thank you, what a gentleman
robothouse
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May 16 2011 5:45 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i make pretty good kebobs and am an expert at anal sex whether u want to giv or take
i will make you kebobs
robothouse
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May 16 2011 5:46 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
a national acrobat
KT88
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May 16 2011 9:07 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Jess.

Originally posted by:angelageorgeann

Originally posted by: coffinmadeofcandy

Originally posted by: angelageorgeann

one time my friend gave one of my crushes a handjob when i was laying next to them - - they thought i was sleeping but i was crying. LOL.



shit friend.

shittiest friend, actually. i definitely made out with someone my close friend at the time liked though, so maybe i've been a shit friend too-- just not that shitty.



i'm not friends with her anymore. she stopped talking to me when i started dating schnell, she was a vegan animal lover and he made up some story about killing raccoons and she believed him and stopped talking to me. lololol.



I officially love schnell.

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May 16 2011 9:42 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: robothouse


dave heck
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May 16 2011 10:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i have really, really let myself go.
Dianana
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May 16 2011 10:47 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I'm bloated and exhausted right now.
Periods really are the worst things ever. They should not exist.
liamrulz
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May 16 2011 10:55 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
ever since I got a smart phone I play angry birds everytime I poop
XWHISKEYX
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May 16 2011 11:01 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Once I stopped my car in the middle of the street and started swinging on a guy I had a problem with. Shitty part was I left my car in drive and it ran into a pole while we were fighting. Im dumb.
Yodel Toast
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May 16 2011 12:13 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I used to cheat on chemistry tests by slipping little pieces of paper with notes on them into my calculator's cover that slid off and on. Still couldn't get better than a C.
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