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May 16 2011 5:46 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
a national acrobat
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May 16 2011 9:07 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Jess.

Originally posted by:angelageorgeann

Originally posted by: coffinmadeofcandy

Originally posted by: angelageorgeann

one time my friend gave one of my crushes a handjob when i was laying next to them - - they thought i was sleeping but i was crying. LOL.



shit friend.

shittiest friend, actually. i definitely made out with someone my close friend at the time liked though, so maybe i've been a shit friend too-- just not that shitty.



i'm not friends with her anymore. she stopped talking to me when i started dating schnell, she was a vegan animal lover and he made up some story about killing raccoons and she believed him and stopped talking to me. lololol.



I officially love schnell.

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May 16 2011 9:42 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: robothouse


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May 16 2011 10:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i have really, really let myself go.
Dianana
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May 16 2011 10:47 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I'm bloated and exhausted right now.
Periods really are the worst things ever. They should not exist.
Liam ODonnell M.Div.
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May 16 2011 10:55 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
ever since I got a smart phone I play angry birds everytime I poop
XWHISKEYX
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May 16 2011 11:01 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Once I stopped my car in the middle of the street and started swinging on a guy I had a problem with. Shitty part was I left my car in drive and it ran into a pole while we were fighting. Im dumb.
Yodel Toast
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May 16 2011 12:13 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I used to cheat on chemistry tests by slipping little pieces of paper with notes on them into my calculator's cover that slid off and on. Still couldn't get better than a C.
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May 16 2011 12:15 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
i did the wild thing in our school bathrooms, multiple times.
Jess.
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May 16 2011 12:15 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I could see myself getting married to the guy that I'm with and that scares the crap out of me.
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May 16 2011 12:36 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
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May 16 2011 12:37 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Liam ODonnell M.Div.

ever since I got a smart phone I play angry birds everytime I poop

get in on the words with friends poop club: tomtwopointoh
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May 16 2011 12:37 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
i'm going on a date with a nice (hot) lady tonight.
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May 16 2011 12:39 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
im sending you an invite for wwf tom
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May 16 2011 12:42 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I was taking a piss at the urinal and got the urge to start swaying back and forth. A guy walked in and startled me and I ended up with some piss getting on my leg. Just scrubbed with some antibacterial, using canned air to dry it and Im not leaving my desk til its dry.
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