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February 23 2012 11:15 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: tom.

we send flowers to cancer patients. we vehemently insult lazy and stupid people.



i didnt know cancer was a mental illness
ass nipples
old dancing boy
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February 23 2012 11:16 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: brian.




i wonder if he knows hes doing that
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February 24 2012 12:21 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i pissed in my one bosses iced tea once. and floated his keys up to the ceiling of our store with balloons.
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February 24 2012 1:16 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i want to die
ass nipples
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February 24 2012 1:21 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i do a really good impression of a midget who is high on heroin
baconanddrugs
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February 24 2012 1:25 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I often think about how insignificant my life is and consider ending it in a fun and interesting way but don't think I will ever pull it off.
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February 24 2012 2:56 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I've never been with a girl shorter than myself. My date tonight had probablyyy 5-6 inches on me.
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February 24 2012 8:17 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I pray sometimes when things get really rough in areas I can't control, like this week. I figure it can't hurt and I'm agnostic so it's not like I straight up don't believe.
the jizzler
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February 24 2012 3:33 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
i'm drinking a protein shake that has a striking similarity to semen.
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February 24 2012 3:34 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
it is my salmon
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February 24 2012 3:34 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
seamon
Jim McGuire
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February 24 2012 3:35 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
ive been stealing money from this pizza shop i work at
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February 24 2012 3:36 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
im cllalling the clops
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February 24 2012 3:36 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
im dan the crop
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February 24 2012 3:38 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Its 12:35 and I'm still in my pajamas.
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