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Yodel Toast

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May 24 2012 9:44 AM   QuickQuote Quote  

cbrickhouse
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May 24 2012 9:45 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
everyone is so terrified of these things
Yodel Toast
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May 24 2012 9:47 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I hate house centipedes, even finding that picture to post here gave me the fucking creeps and all the hairs on my arm are all raised. ::shudder::
Billy Crystals
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May 24 2012 9:50 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I don't mind these things as long as they stay out of my bedroom. They eat all the other awful bugs, so as long as they stick to that and don't try to snuggle with me in bed they can live.
John Barlow
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May 24 2012 9:52 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
They are attracted to moisture....and watching my girlfriend shower. I always hear a scream come from the bathroom, run to make sure she isn't raped/dead, immediately get heated because she just saw a fucking bug, then LOL.
Yodel Toast
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May 24 2012 9:57 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
ugh it's the way they move, seriously makes me want to fucking die.

when I lived in Exton, I opened the cabinet above the stove, one of them ran out, slid down the hood of the stove and landed in my shirt. I ripped all my clothes off in like .001 seconds and was running around screaming and bugging the fuck out. For the rest of the night, every time I felt my hair brush against my neck, I would be screaming and smacking at myself. fuuuuck that. If that happened again, I would probably have an anxiety attack and pass out.
sidney
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May 24 2012 9:57 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
we get these things in the basement of our beach house....some of them get pretty big...they are like a cross between a cricket and a spider.....fuckers can hop far as well
cbrickhouse
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i'm not terrified of anything that can't bite/kill me
Yodel Toast
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May 24 2012 10:00 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
centipedes can fucking bite, this is from a centipede:

John Barlow
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When I lived in Avondale, I was introduced to the concept that there exist spiders with the mutant capability of running and jumping. They lived mostly in my vinyl siding. I discovered their ability to unify and defend their habitat was far greater than my will to power wash my house.
cbrickhouse
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if you get bitten by a centipede you're an asshole that doesn't know how to handle a paper towel
cbrickhouse
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May 24 2012 10:15 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
they call them house centipedes for a reason, they stay in houses or under rocks. so if you encounter a centipede in the woods then stop picking up rocks/logs.

there are way worse things to worry about in the woods. like a fucking bear/snake
cole
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May 24 2012 10:20 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Swarms of bugs are what creep me out the most. One day I noticed an ant crawling out of a light socket in my kitchen, so I killed it and then thumped the socket, jokingly saying "anything else in there?" and then a hundred more came flying out- scattering across the walls. I wanted to die.
Yodel Toast
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May 24 2012 10:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

if you get bitten by a centipede you're an asshole that doesn't know how to handle a paper towel



what if you're sleeping?
cbrickhouse
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May 24 2012 10:36 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i have never once encountered a centipede/centipede bite while sleeping, and i'm sure if it was a huge issue then we would hear more about it. the only time i ever see them is in the bathroom.

you're a bunch of pussies.
Maryland Matt
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May 24 2012 10:39 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
There was one in my tub this morning. Save me Brickhouse.

I just washed that nigga down the drain.
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