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cbrickhouse
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May 24 2012 10:15 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
they call them house centipedes for a reason, they stay in houses or under rocks. so if you encounter a centipede in the woods then stop picking up rocks/logs.

there are way worse things to worry about in the woods. like a fucking bear/snake
cole
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May 24 2012 10:20 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Swarms of bugs are what creep me out the most. One day I noticed an ant crawling out of a light socket in my kitchen, so I killed it and then thumped the socket, jokingly saying "anything else in there?" and then a hundred more came flying out- scattering across the walls. I wanted to die.
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May 24 2012 10:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

if you get bitten by a centipede you're an asshole that doesn't know how to handle a paper towel



what if you're sleeping?
cbrickhouse
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May 24 2012 10:36 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i have never once encountered a centipede/centipede bite while sleeping, and i'm sure if it was a huge issue then we would hear more about it. the only time i ever see them is in the bathroom.

you're a bunch of pussies.
Maryland Matt
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May 24 2012 10:39 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
There was one in my tub this morning. Save me Brickhouse.

I just washed that nigga down the drain.
cbrickhouse
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May 24 2012 10:40 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Maryland Matt

There was one in my tub this morning. Save me Brickhouse.

I just washed that nigga down the drain.



did it break apart, multiply then bite you? alert the authorities.
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May 24 2012 10:41 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Once mammals get over a certain weight they become pachyderms, at which point their flesh becomes a thick leathery hide that is impenetrable to any bites. Brickhouse.
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May 24 2012 10:43 AM   QuickQuote Quote  


Centipedes of the United States, especially the larger ones such as the giant desert centipede (Scolopendra heros) and the banded desert centipede (Scolopendra polymorpha), can inflict an intensely painful, though rarely (if ever) fatal, bite, or more accurately, a pinch. They puncture your skin with a powerful pair of modified, hollow, clawed legs located on the first body segment, immediately behind the head. They use the legs and claws like hypodemic syringes to draw venom from poison sacks within the body trunk and inject it into your flesh.
Frequency of Centipede Bites

Centipede bites do not appear to be tallied in the U. S., although they likely occur most often in the southern and southwestern parts of the country, where the larger species occur. Likely, the bites do not occur as frequently as ant, wasp, bee or hornet stings. "Most human centipede bites," said Jerome Goddard in his Physician's Guide to Arthropods of Medical Importance, "result when a centipede is stepped on, picked up, or otherwise contacts the body." You may meet a centipede when pulling on clothing or getting into bed, where it has sought refuge.




the worst ones are in the southwest, so who gives a fuck.
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May 24 2012 10:43 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

Originally posted by: Maryland Matt

There was one in my tub this morning. Save me Brickhouse.

I just washed that nigga down the drain.




did it break apart, multiply then bite you? alert the authorities.



Each leg turned into a wing and it became a 100 winged arial predator. I just walked out of my house... I don't want to tangle with that. Maybe it'll do me a favor and eat the ladybugs that are in my house.
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May 24 2012 10:47 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i thought she was just posting it because everyone ever is grossed out/scared of these little turds
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May 24 2012 10:49 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: cole

Swarms of bugs are what creep me out the most. One day I noticed an ant crawling out of a light socket in my kitchen, so I killed it and then thumped the socket, jokingly saying "anything else in there?" and then a hundred more came flying out- scattering across the walls. I wanted to die.


This is my nightmare.
cbrickhouse
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May 24 2012 10:50 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
the worst thing i can ever think of is to be in a really, really hot room lying down, covered in brown recluses and black widows. one move/sweat droplet and you're in a world of fuck it all.
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May 24 2012 10:52 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I posted them because of the centipede discussion in the morning thread.

but also because I hate those little assholes too. they're in my top 5 fears.
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May 24 2012 10:52 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

the worst thing i can ever think of is to be in a really, really hot room lying down, covered in brown recluses and black widows. one move/sweat droplet and you're in a world of fuck it all.



stoppppppppp
cbrickhouse
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May 24 2012 10:54 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
or better yet, centipedes, snakes, scorpions, black widows, and alligators all in a room the size of a cubible
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