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GoodTimesGone

Wet laundry.
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May 11 2005 3:52 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
learn here click here for link
GoodTimesGone
Wet laundry.
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May 11 2005 3:55 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
heres a helpful little tip

"Clean and Jerk: Unless the horse is seeing active service his penis is probably covered with a layer of smegma, dead skin flakes, etc...it doesn't taste great, nor is terribly useful for lubricating purposes. Wash him up with clean water or -gently- rub the accumulations from his shaft. Apply lube.. K-Y works well. I've found its best to rub the shaft till he's fully-erect, then transfer your attention to the head of the penis. Maintaing a steady pressure on the sensitive glans penis, let him do the thrusting...they usually won't come unless they can thrust-meet his strokes with your own movements. Use your own shameless imagination from this point...again being careful of kicks, love-bites, etc."
thewelfareline666
liz has a fat puss
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May 11 2005 4:01 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
the hardest part about reading this


was my dick

lolzzzzz omg
asdfjasfjas
Dead Serious
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May 11 2005 4:02 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
In one of the earlier sections, the author's friends mention they'd do it again if they were in the right situation....so, I'm assuming that means they're waiting for a horse to light some candles and put on some Marvin Gaye.
sidney
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May 11 2005 4:02 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
does anyone know if this will work for dogs??

just curious.
GoodTimesGone
Wet laundry.
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May 11 2005 4:03 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
hey, i'm just posting this so the board's animal enthusiasts can avoid a mouthful of dead skin flakes and smegma the next time they get a throat full of mr. ed brand sausage. some of us hard to learn the hard way
Eric Paradox
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May 11 2005 4:04 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:thewelfareline666

the hardest part about reading this


was my dick

lolzzzzz omg



hahaha
asdfjasfjas
Dead Serious
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Travis Rice
Time Husk
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May 11 2005 4:08 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
how the hell did you find this?
Eric Paradox
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May 11 2005 4:09 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I would like to thank Will GTG for never failing to make this board interesting.
lolo ferrari
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May 11 2005 4:11 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
perhaps a bit more dangerous, and to add to your lovely thread:

click here for link
Katie.
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May 11 2005 4:31 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
you people are sick, haha

and by that i mean.... thank you.
oprahwinfrey
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May 11 2005 4:40 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I usually work my mare with my hand to the point where
she starts to contract, then climb on up and use my penis to finish the
job...it feels great when they clamp down...they have amazing muscle
control.
Amanda OMGWTF
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May 11 2005 4:46 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
"5) Wear a safety helmet- I know it sounds weird, but their hooves are like
rocks and can easily crush your skull. A broken head can ruin a
friendship, so its a good idea to wear a helmet (of course, if you get
caught playing with him you'd look REALLY SILLY wearing a helmet but
"better safe than dead" Ialways say)."
asdfjasfjas
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May 11 2005 4:50 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
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