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GoodTimesGone

Wet laundry.
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May 11 2005 3:52 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
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GoodTimesGone
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May 11 2005 3:55 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
heres a helpful little tip

"Clean and Jerk: Unless the horse is seeing active service his penis is probably covered with a layer of smegma, dead skin flakes, etc...it doesn't taste great, nor is terribly useful for lubricating purposes. Wash him up with clean water or -gently- rub the accumulations from his shaft. Apply lube.. K-Y works well. I've found its best to rub the shaft till he's fully-erect, then transfer your attention to the head of the penis. Maintaing a steady pressure on the sensitive glans penis, let him do the thrusting...they usually won't come unless they can thrust-meet his strokes with your own movements. Use your own shameless imagination from this point...again being careful of kicks, love-bites, etc."
thewelfareline666
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May 11 2005 4:01 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
the hardest part about reading this


was my dick

lolzzzzz omg
asdfjasfjas
Dead Serious
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May 11 2005 4:02 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
In one of the earlier sections, the author's friends mention they'd do it again if they were in the right situation....so, I'm assuming that means they're waiting for a horse to light some candles and put on some Marvin Gaye.
sidney
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May 11 2005 4:02 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
does anyone know if this will work for dogs??

just curious.
GoodTimesGone
Wet laundry.
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May 11 2005 4:03 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
hey, i'm just posting this so the board's animal enthusiasts can avoid a mouthful of dead skin flakes and smegma the next time they get a throat full of mr. ed brand sausage. some of us hard to learn the hard way
Eric Paradox
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May 11 2005 4:04 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:thewelfareline666

the hardest part about reading this


was my dick

lolzzzzz omg



hahaha
asdfjasfjas
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Travis Rice
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May 11 2005 4:08 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
how the hell did you find this?
Eric Paradox
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May 11 2005 4:09 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I would like to thank Will GTG for never failing to make this board interesting.
lolo ferrari
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May 11 2005 4:11 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
perhaps a bit more dangerous, and to add to your lovely thread:

click here for link
Katie.
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May 11 2005 4:31 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
you people are sick, haha

and by that i mean.... thank you.
Amanda OMGWTF
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May 11 2005 4:46 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
"5) Wear a safety helmet- I know it sounds weird, but their hooves are like
rocks and can easily crush your skull. A broken head can ruin a
friendship, so its a good idea to wear a helmet (of course, if you get
caught playing with him you'd look REALLY SILLY wearing a helmet but
"better safe than dead" Ialways say)."
asdfjasfjas
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May 11 2005 4:50 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
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