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January 13 2006 12:13 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
HOBBIT CHOPPER and the Earth Wizards (song #1 lyrics)


"Hail The Mythril Toothbrush Of Sodomy"
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All Hail- All Hail- All Hail- All Hail
The demonic Toothbrush of anal death
Thou shalt die we shall prevail
Your sphincter needs fresher breath

All Hail- All Hail- All Hail- All Hail
As the mighty brush scours the fold
Thou shalt cry thou shalt wail
It's scrubbing out your doo-doo hole

(Chorus)
Hit in the face with axe for thee
The Mythril Toothbrush of Sodomy
Is going to penetrate your ass
PENETRATE! PENETRATE!

All Hail- All Hail -All Hail -All Hail
Motherfucker come and hail the brush
Thou shalt try but it won't fail
At turning your O-Ring to mush

(Chorus)
Hit in the face with axe for thee
The Mythril Toothbrush of Sodomy
Is going to penetrate your ass
PENETRATE! PENETRATE!
PENETRATE! PENETRATE!
fucking PENETRATE the enemy gates
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Toothbrush
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January 13 2006 1:35 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
haha what the
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January 13 2006 2:02 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
"Look for me on the dawn of the fifth day. As the sun rises, look to the east"
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January 13 2006 2:03 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
your ass smells minty fresh
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January 13 2006 2:05 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
man this is the hottest new hardcore stoner mythical gore grind rock band on the planet! get with the program bitches!
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January 13 2006 2:22 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I might whip up some tabs for that shit if I ever find the motivation.
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January 13 2006 2:37 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
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January 13 2006 2:38 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
do you have a tab program? I can write some great stoner riffs.
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January 13 2006 2:39 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
when can i expect the music video and dvd?
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January 13 2006 2:45 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:Eric Paradox

do you have a tab program? I can write some great stoner riffs.






No I'm stuck doing it manually, prehistoric style. It has to be all bar chords and constant bending of the E, with a really filthy audio cut from a porno playing continuosly in the background.

Periodically we'll splice in the sound of a massive bong bubbling and a string of horrible coughing noises.
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January 13 2006 2:45 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:FireBeerMidgets

when can i expect the music video and dvd?






When you fools start sending us cash
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January 13 2006 2:50 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:ANAL-MARMOT-BALLS

Originally posted by:FireBeerMidgets

when can i expect the music video and dvd?







When you fools start sending us cash



cock! how about hiring me as a roadie! ill buy spandex pants an wear a stryper shirt, shit will be outta hand
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January 13 2006 2:54 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:FireBeerMidgets

Originally posted by:ANAL-MARMOT-BALLS

Originally posted by:FireBeerMidgets

when can i expect the music video and dvd?







When you fools start sending us cash



cock! how about hiring me as a roadie! ill buy spandex pants an wear a stryper shirt, shit will be outta hand





they'd call out the state militia on us, but yeah, we could use a hair-metal roadie, we have to go scalp Michael Bolton so you can get the 'do
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