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Barabbas

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April 25 2006 12:13 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Today when I went to lunch I parked near the back of Boston Market. While I was walking around to the front of the store I spotted some sort of garment lying crumpled on the ground. I picked it up and it appeared to be some sort of vest. It was red and reminded me of something an organ grinder monkey would wear but much larger. I tried it on and it looked pretty strange, a bit too loud for my taste. I thought it would be good for a laugh if nothing else. It was a little damp from the morning rain but I left it on anyway. I went into Boston Market and ordered my lunch, set it down on the table and went to the bathroom to wash my hands. In the mirror what do I see? Dried fucking condom on the shoulder of my recently aquired vest. I tore the vest off in anger and threw it into the toilet and stomped on the flusher with my foot. The power flusher got jammed and the toilet began to quickly overflow spilling out gallons of water onto the terra cotta floor. For a second I tried to sweep the water toward the drain on the bathroom floor but it was acumulating too fast and just saturated my pants. Not wanting to face any humiliation I burst out the bathroom door, got into my car and left to begin the healing process.
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April 25 2006 12:26 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I didn't know boston market still existed... all the ones in boston closed down.

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April 25 2006 12:28 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
what?????????????
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April 25 2006 12:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I miss your stories, they always bring they awesome.
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April 25 2006 12:34 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
just another amazing day in the life.....
!! lil Kryzzle !!
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April 25 2006 12:35 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
amazing.
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April 25 2006 6:38 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
haha
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April 25 2006 10:07 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Ew!
Why didn't you tell me about this?? AND you didnt shower before you got in bed with us last night????

We need to talk when you get home tonight!
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April 25 2006 10:14 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:Broken Skull


Liar. Boston Market doesn't have terra cotta floors.



the ones out in the main line do..
they have top-notch everything!
xAJDELAWAREx
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April 25 2006 10:21 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
The one by his work does. Im sure of it.
Barabbas
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April 25 2006 10:24 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
haha, i hope i never have to go to virginia, that shit sounds low class.
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April 25 2006 10:26 AM   QuickQuote Quote  


Out here you never have to go to boston market, we have a million Peruvian Chicken places, which are superior in every way.
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April 25 2006 10:27 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
good stuff.

Boston Market redid them selves or something...the ones around me have couches and shit now...wierd.
Barabbas
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April 25 2006 11:28 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:Broken Skull

Originally posted by: Jason



Out here you never have to go to boston market, we have a million Peruvian Chicken places, which are superior in every way.



The jamacian chicken joint around the corner from me is of great quality.



I really dig Jamaican and Caribbean restaurants. I could go for some blackened conch skewers.
Barabbas
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September 17 2009 8:36 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
One from the lost archives...
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September 17 2009 9:18 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I saw a Boston Market yesterday on the way to Wrigley Field and swore I knew a funny story involving that restaurant, but I couldn't put my finger on it. This may have been it.
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