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May 15 2006 11:53 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Q: Why do women have periods?

A: Because they deserve 'em.






Q: How did the blind chick burn her hand?

A: She read the stove.
RyanSchwenksville
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May 15 2006 11:56 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Q. Why can't Helen Keller drive?

A. Because she is a woman
savedbygrace
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May 15 2006 11:58 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
why can't stevie wonder drive?

cuz he's black
Red Sky
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May 16 2006 12:00 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
iiindeed
dfklgnskdfas
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May 16 2006 12:00 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A: Golden Retriever
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May 16 2006 12:02 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Q: What is the smartest thing to have ever come out of a woman's mouth?

A: A dick
RyanSchwenksville
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May 16 2006 12:31 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Q. Why shouldn't women ski?

A. Because there is no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen
thewelfareline666
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May 16 2006 12:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
whats the difference between batman and a nigger?

batman can go places without robbin'


miss laura
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May 16 2006 12:45 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: RyanSchwenksville

Q. Why shouldn't women ski?

A. Because there is no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen



HAHAHAHAHAHA best one
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May 16 2006 5:59 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Why does stevie wonder always smile?

Cos he doesnt know he is Black!
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May 16 2006 6:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
What do you say when you see your TV float across the room at night?

Drop it nigger.

What is the definiton of mass confusion?

Father's Day in Harlem.

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

Public Transportation.
Captain Ahab
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May 16 2006 7:48 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:JohnnyV

why'd leatherface stop posting?

his wife told him to




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May 16 2006 8:10 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
how do you fit four fags on a bar stool?

turn it upside down
goose.
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May 16 2006 8:31 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Where should you hide your money from a black guy?

Under his work boots.
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May 16 2006 8:41 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
If your wife comes into the living room to yell at you, what have you done wrong?

-made her chain too long


Why don't women wear watches?

-There's a clock on the stove

What do you call that useless skin around a vagina?

-A woman.
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May 16 2006 8:43 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
what the definition of a vagina?

the box a penis comes in
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