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CoryOrton

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April 5 2007 9:01 AM   QuickQuote Quote  


So I just finished checking out this upcoming video game adaption starring the likes of Jaime Pressly,Holly Valance,Devin Aoki,Eric Roberts & Kevin Nash as well..

Lets just start it off by saying it has looked nothing but TERRIBLE.The pics,"plot",pictures,teaser etc., all were worse then a Uwe Boll game adaption from the looks...or atleast on par.

The first half of the movie I was spending a good 20 minutes thinking how bad it was going to be and was...because,flat out,it IS really...REALLY bad. And even more-so cheesy.Its an adults version of Power Rangers on ABC Family....think Power Rangers with the ability to give you a hard-on.(well,not literally if you're mature somewhat,but you get the point).

By the end of the movie,fast forward to it,and I can't lie,its one hell of a guilty pleasure. Thats IF you can walk into this without some brainiac siskel & ebert type mindset,and just grab some popcorn and watch some fun action and cheesy times ahead...because if you go into this with even the slightest amount of a brain,you're going to rip into it,hate it and want your time/money back...thankfully I dig really bad movies.

And this definetly one of them...from Devon Aoki's terrilbe acting to the terrible fashion wardrobe of Kevin Nash's character.

But i'll tell you what,the fight scene between Holly Vallance & Sarah Carter is insanely hot

Pretty much... Sexy,Stupid & Solid Popcorn Flick.
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April 5 2007 10:44 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Generally, you have to beware movies based on video games.
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April 5 2007 10:46 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I want to see it just based on stupid it looks.
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April 6 2007 2:10 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:danielcboyer

Generally, you have to beware movies based on video games.

-Jeremy-
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April 6 2007 6:06 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Anyone who is under the impression that any movie based off of a video game has some sort of potential (I've read plenty of people on here say this) is sadly mistaken. It will be awful, it's guaranteed.
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April 6 2007 10:56 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
It definetly was.

I still think Mortal Kombat wasn't too bad of a flick for what it was.
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April 15 2007 5:59 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I would rather be hit in the nuts with a wrench, than watch this movie again. I was still amazed that zach had a green fucking goatee
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April 15 2007 6:09 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
The first Resident Evil was good.
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