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XWHISKEYX

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April 22 2009 10:25 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
my director is a really strict vegan, to the point of packing his own food even for business trips. He also was pretty against smoking, the point that whenever people would go to the designated smoking area (across from his office) he would sometimes tap his key on the window to make them look and he would give them the 'shame on you' hand gesture. I called off work Monday as I was sick, so when I came in yesterday he came into my office to get me caught up on the meetings and such, and one of the topics he updated me on was that he started smoking again (after quitting over 7 years ago). I have to give him credit, he went around to everyone he ever gave a hard time about smoking to, and told them he now smokes and gave them the opportunity to rib him, and I certainly wont judge him over it but it sorta does change the way I look at him just a little. the main reason for this was that he made it a rule in our department that no two employees could go out and smoke at the same time as it made it look like people were 'hanging out' in 'packs' and he didnt want that kind of image to be associated with our department. Now, every time he needs a smoke he seeks out these same people to ask them to go out and smoke with him. there have been instances where he has been hypocritical, this being one of them, and although im in no position to correct him it makes him look like an ass. Just a funny observation and I'm a little bored right now.
GoodTimesGone
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April 22 2009 10:27 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
clearly a mass email declaring him a hypocritical jagoff is the only way to go.
cbrickhouse
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April 22 2009 10:29 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
my mom quit for 35 years and started again and now is smoking a pack a day. and she sure did bitch at me when i was a kid for smoking. so now i bitch at her for smoking, paybacks a bitch
XWHISKEYX
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April 22 2009 10:29 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I was thinking more of walking around shirtless the rest of the day with googly eyes pasted to my nipples and a mouth drawn with lipstick around my naval with a cigarette hanging out of it would be more appropriate.
AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
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April 22 2009 10:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Your boss rules.
AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
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April 22 2009 10:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Also, tell him that smoking isn't vegan.
Dianana
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April 22 2009 10:37 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Vegans are the worst people.

Originally posted by: GoodTimesGone

clearly a mass email declaring him a hypocritical jagoff is the only way to go.


Also, that.
Captain Ahab
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April 22 2009 10:40 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
smoke meats, not plants
Captain Ahab
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April 22 2009 10:40 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
well smoke plants too. fuck those green cock suckers.
XWHISKEYX
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April 22 2009 10:41 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
totally not bullshitting but he just came in to my office all beet red to tell me that he is really ill and needs to go to the emergency room and asked that I take over an afternoon meeting for him. he had a small stroke a little over a year ago and deals with migraines occassionally ans Im wondering if his new habit may be fucking with him.
cbrickhouse
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April 22 2009 10:42 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
lol @ this dude
carlos danger
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April 22 2009 10:44 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
seems like he should be eaten by a swarm of mantises or something.
AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
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April 22 2009 10:46 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
This guy sounds like a character from a sitcom.
Davey.
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April 22 2009 10:46 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: FireBeerMidgets

smoke everything.

GoodTimesGone
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April 22 2009 10:56 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Davey.

Originally posted by: FireBeerMidgets

smoke everything, listen to the driller.


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