SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DUDE FROM MAREAUDER? THIS IS A JOKE NOW. I'M 2 STATES AWAY FROM PA NOW AND A LITTLE SHY OF A DECADE OLDER. I'M 24 NOW. I REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS HEATED. REMEMBER WHEN FERRET WAS COOL? YEAH. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. A DUDE I USED TO KNOW WHO RAN THIS PLACE LIKED SKYCAMEFALLING'S DEBUT BETTER THAN THE FIRST PTW RECORD. SOUNDS LAME BUT FERRET USED TO BE AWESOME. I HEARD DISEMBODIED GOT BACK TOGETHER FOR A STINT. IT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION. CAPITAL LETTERS. WOW. GO LISTEN TO NICKELBACK OR KILLSWITCH ENGAGE COVERING DIO. FUCK.

AND YOU SHOULDN'T BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS GARBAGE. I WOULD KICK YOU IN THE TEETH LONG ENOUGH TO HEAR QUICKSAND SLIP BUT I DOUBT MANY OF YOUR ATTENTION SPANS ARE THAT LONG. I'M ARROGANT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.