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Swartzwelder

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June 16 2010 6:14 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I bent my thumbnail back so far at work. Lots of blood, bruising, terrible pain, no sleep, need pain drugs bad. Post anything remotely entertaining if you're up.
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nipple salad
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June 16 2010 6:21 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Ew


If I had a computer near by I'd post the "dishes are done, man" scene from don't tell mom the babysitter's dead......


Just think about it.
Swartzwelder
comma John
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June 16 2010 6:42 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I suppose I take solace in the fact that my cat isn't a dick. At least not that much.
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June 16 2010 6:45 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
My cats have never bitten anyone in their cute lil lives. But, seriously though, cats' mouths have a ton of bacteria in them. You may need to see a doctor before the hand needs to be amputated.
Swartzwelder
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June 16 2010 6:54 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I'm about ready to amputate my goddamn thumb.
kidcandy
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June 16 2010 8:31 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
dude that sucks.. got my finger stuck in a sewing machine while drinking and trying to be creative.. nail didn't come back for a while. started taking pre-natal vitamis.. shit worked it's way to normal in no-time after the pills..
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