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November 9 2010 10:32 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
of how much sex you have. i'm curious who else is or ever has. i can't be the only loser that's doing/does this.

since january i've marked checks on each date on my calendar me and my girl do it. intercourse only, blow jays don't count. we both wrote our final total guesses on a post it. closest one without going over wins dinner, in or out, of their choice, provided by the loser. it's like a fun little contest for us.

the reason this came about in the first place was because our schedules are sooooooo different. she works a set 9-5 half the year as a co-op program at drexel, and the other 6 months she has class. mine varies, but is 90% of the time overnight so we're virtually never around eachother long enough to satisfactorily bang, apart from weekends. she initially said that in living together we're going to do it 'all the time,' without taking our schedules into consideration. i was of the opposite opinion that it was gonna be a markedly low number. alas, a bet was born. the only real rules are that oral doesn't count, there has to be vaginal penetration, and we're not allowed to count the current total until january 1st.
sherman
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November 9 2010 10:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
You're the only loser that does this.
-Jeremy-
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November 9 2010 10:34 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
It's pretty easy for me to keep track.
sherman
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November 9 2010 10:36 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: -Jeremy-

It's pretty easy for me to keep track.



I don't get why you aren't going on more dates. Germy is an attractive young man.
-Jeremy-
gary
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November 9 2010 10:37 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: sherman

Originally posted by: -Jeremy-

It's pretty easy for me to keep track.



I don't get why you aren't going on more dates. Germy is an attractive young man.


what nick said
sherman
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November 9 2010 10:38 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Does your twin go on dates? It's because he has great hair...isn't it?
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November 9 2010 10:39 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
cbrickhouse
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November 9 2010 10:39 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: oprahwinfrey

a bitch is a bitch sherman.



Originally posted by: -Jeremy-


-Jeremy-
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November 9 2010 10:39 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: sherman

Does your twin go on dates? It's because he has great hair...isn't it?


He's had a girlfriend for a year, she's a cool chick.
Captain Ahab
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November 9 2010 10:41 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
weeeeeeeelllll wear a wig and sex her
sherman
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November 9 2010 10:41 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Captain Ahab

weeeeeeeelllll wear a wig and sex her


sherman
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November 9 2010 10:43 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: oprahwinfrey

wearing a hate



Okay, what?
carcarodoncarcharias
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November 9 2010 10:45 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: -Jeremy-

It's pretty easy for me to keep track.



cbrickhouse
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November 9 2010 10:47 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
huh
Davey.
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November 9 2010 10:48 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Jeremy, you should put an ad on craiglist asking for women who have a fetish for sleeping with brendan fraser after he has had a stroke.
cbrickhouse
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November 9 2010 10:49 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i wear a hate every day
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