I just posted this on FB but I am required by law to post it here as well.
He told me to swear I would never tell anyone (he was RIPPED on xanax). Schnells dad made him wrestle in high school. He had to quit the team because he kept getting boners during practice. He said he couldn't help it, the friction just made him hard through his singlet.
Schnell got hard wrestling dudes. Discuss.