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August 29 2013 5:51 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Super sleepy, Trying to get done early today.

Even bigger penises.
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August 29 2013 6:39 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
A prostitute tried picking me up at 5:50 this morning while I was clearly walking to work. I asked her if blowing lines off her was part of this "party" she had in mind and then told her to call her parents. I hope she feels as awkward as I did.
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August 29 2013 6:46 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
We nicknamed one of our drivers "the can opener", because he once ripped the top of one of our trucks off trying to drive under a bridge with low clearance. I got a call yesterday that he struck the side of a building. How the fuck do you hit a building?
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August 29 2013 7:41 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: John Barlow

I got a call yesterday that he struck the side of a building. How the fuck do you hit a building?



PHOENIXVILLE - A man who crashed into the Alcoholics Anonymous Building at Gay and Walnut streets was charged with DUI, Phoenixville police said Thursday. Chris Brickhouse, 21, of Phoenixville, was allegedly traveling north on Gay Street around 2:00 a.m. Monday when he tried to turn right onto Walnut Street. Police say Brickhouse missed the turn, running up over the curb and sidewalk, and hitting the building head on.

Phoenixville police Officer Patrick Martin responded to the call. Witnesses told police Mark Brickhouse initially left the scene of the accident, walking east on Walnut Street. When he returned, he was identified, and given three field sobriety tests by Martin. Martin arrested Brickhouse after he failed all three tests. Brickhouse was then given a blood test for alcohol. Results are pending.

Police reported the Alcoholics Anonymous building sustained serious damage to the front door and windows. Brickhouse was charged with DUI and three traffic offenses.
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August 29 2013 7:55 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I am currently traveling north on gay street
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August 29 2013 8:13 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: SodaFastBreak!

Originally posted by: John Barlow

I got a call yesterday that he struck the side of a building. How the fuck do you hit a building?




PHOENIXVILLE - A man who crashed into the Alcoholics Anonymous Building at Gay and Walnut streets was charged with DUI, Phoenixville police said Thursday. Chris Brickhouse, 21, of Phoenixville, was allegedly traveling north on Gay Street around 2:00 a.m. Monday when he tried to turn right onto Walnut Street. Police say Brickhouse missed the turn, running up over the curb and sidewalk, and hitting the building head on.

Phoenixville police Officer Patrick Martin responded to the call. Witnesses told police Mark Brickhouse initially left the scene of the accident, walking east on Walnut Street. When he returned, he was identified, and given three field sobriety tests by Martin. Martin arrested Brickhouse after he failed all three tests. Brickhouse was then given a blood test for alcohol. Results are pending.

Police reported the Alcoholics Anonymous building sustained serious damage to the front door and windows. Brickhouse was charged with DUI and three traffic offenses.



Ah, memories
Jess.
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August 29 2013 8:18 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Who is Mark Brickhouse?

Good morning. I slept terribly last night for various reasons, so I am terribly tired today. It's ok though, because I have a four-day weekend after this.
Bashar al-Asad
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August 29 2013 8:30 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
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August 29 2013 8:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: John Barlow

We nicknamed one of our drivers "the can opener", because he once ripped the top of one of our trucks off trying to drive under a bridge with low clearance. I got a call yesterday that he struck the side of a building. How the fuck do you hit a building?



The longest tenured forklift driver is like this. He drives a box truck between here and our secondary warehouse down the road. Last year taking the truck over to the country club for a sale meeting, he ripped an awning off of the building. He's apparently backed right off of one of the docks in a forklift once, and clipped the little building in the middle of the warehouse where the bathroom is and knocked out a chunk of the wall. My favorite was earlier this year he came back from the other warehouse with product I needed. One of the other lift drivers drove onto the truck to get the product for me and the truck started to roll across the parking lot because it was never put in PARK. How do you even do that? I don't get it.
Jess.
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August 29 2013 8:37 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Honestly, I'm still not used to having to put my automatic car in park after driving stick for so long. Luckily, my car won't allow me to turn it off unless it's in park, otherwise I'd probably make that mistake once.
John Barlow
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August 29 2013 8:43 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: BRYANA


Originally posted by: John Barlow

We nicknamed one of our drivers "the can opener", because he once ripped the top of one of our trucks off trying to drive under a bridge with low clearance. I got a call yesterday that he struck the side of a building. How the fuck do you hit a building?



The longest tenured forklift driver is like this. He drives a box truck between here and our secondary warehouse down the road. Last year taking the truck over to the country club for a sale meeting, he ripped an awning off of the building. He's apparently backed right off of one of the docks in a forklift once, and clipped the little building in the middle of the warehouse where the bathroom is and knocked out a chunk of the wall. My favorite was earlier this year he came back from the other warehouse with product I needed. One of the other lift drivers drove onto the truck to get the product for me and the truck started to roll across the parking lot because it was never put in PARK. How do you even do that? I don't get it.



This guy is also an older gentleman that served in Vietnam. He curses like a sailor, complains when we give him non-white passenger assistants, and refers to me as Droopy. I'm sure his dormant syphyllis will eventually eliminate him.
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August 29 2013 9:03 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: tony plush




great book.
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August 29 2013 9:07 AM   QuickQuote Quote  




Listening to the stream of this on itunes a week early. Enjoying it so far this morning.
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August 29 2013 9:14 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Jess.

Who is Mark Brickhouse?

Good morning. I slept terribly last night for various reasons, so I am terribly tired today. It's ok though, because I have a four-day weekend after this.



Also, we're seeing this tonight






And Happy berfday, Liam.
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August 29 2013 9:18 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
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