I went down to a sheriff's auction over the weekend and I won a couple commercial pressure washers. Now I need a couple of you dumb fucks with nothing on the horizon to run these and pick up jobs while I'm out working my day job. I have a few lined up already but basically you rent the washer off me for $100 a day and keep whatever else you make. The more jobs you get the more money you can make.
You can use this as an opportunity to acquire a little responsibility and build toward a future for yourself.