Im off and crocheting a sock for my penis.

top of the morning, juice

please post a pic of the aforementioned sockpenis when the work is done.

I downgraded my phone to slowly ween myself off using a smart phone. I will return to a flip phone next.

Originally posted by: chocolate juice

Im off and crocheting a sock for my penis.

Make me one as well please. I'd like a holiday print if possible

Your wish is my command lord Klaxton. Also, good morning boney slush.

plz make a chinese penistrap with which we can dock forever

I like where this is going.

Originally posted by: Carlo_HC

please post a pic of the aforementioned sockpenis when the work is done.

My first attempt

That was fast as hell

lol irl

Well now I know what's on the top of my xmas list

Cock socks for everyone!

Sell that shit on the Etsy

I had a couple very vivid dreams last night in which I was quite articulate. In one, I yelled at someone for supporting Pence and described in detail his whole homo thing he did in Indiana.

In another I criticized a historian for referring to the Mayans as "pre-historic".

Actually in that second dream, the crowd turned on me because they thought I called the historian a pussy. I kept saying "No, I said pre-historic! Not pussy!" but no one believed me.

Originally posted by: Dickscraper


In another I criticized a historian for referring to the Mayans as "pre-historic".

Owned