December 16 2016 10:06 AM
I had a couple very vivid dreams last night in which I was quite articulate. In one, I yelled at someone for supporting Pence and described in detail his whole homo thing he did in Indiana.
In another I criticized a historian for referring to the Mayans as "pre-historic".
Actually in that second dream, the crowd turned on me because they thought I called the historian a pussy. I kept saying "No, I said pre-historic! Not pussy!" but no one believed me.