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cbrickhouse

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February 2 2017 8:37 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
sup, people. i am awake. i am here. tell me about your coffee, or lack thereof.
xaidsx
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February 2 2017 8:45 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
no coffee yet. i need to go get ribs to make for the Super Bowl, and also champagne for Saturday's brunch.

tomorrow i will be awake and drinking at like 5am and then walk into WING BOWL
Captain Ahab
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February 2 2017 9:16 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Pffft
brian.
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February 2 2017 9:27 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
d. Football team members shoving broomsticks into the anus’ of another member without consent;

e. Football team members punching another member’s genitals;

f. Football team members beating another member and then placing their genitals on their face or urinating on them once the member was on the ground; and,
brian.
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February 2 2017 9:29 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i cant imagine anyone on any team i ever played on wanting to shove broomsticks up people's asses or to pee on anyone
Carlo_HC
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February 2 2017 10:01 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
how about baseball player's genitals?
Dianana
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February 2 2017 10:12 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: brian.

i cant imagine anyone on any team i ever played on wanting to shove broomsticks up people's asses or to pee on anyone



This corny bitch a grade above me tried to tell me "go get all the soccer balls, freshman!" I was like "I will beat your ass, don't talk to me like that." She called me white trash (common tactic from people that know their ass would be beat) and ran away.

A few years later, bitch was getting eaten out at a party, guy turned away from her and threw up over the side of the bed. It doesn't matter how drunk he was, he threw up while eating her ginger pussy.
brian.
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February 2 2017 10:15 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
lol

Pollcat
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February 2 2017 10:25 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Dianana

A few years later, bitch was getting eaten out at a party, guy turned away from her and threw up over the side of the bed. It doesn't matter how drunk he was, he threw up while eating her ginger pussy.



This happened to me. It's making me sick just thinking about how bad she smelled.


I can't stop researching this house that sits on 37 acres.
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February 2 2017 10:50 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: brian.

lol



OMG the reactions to embarrassing Tom Hiddleston, THIS GIF
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February 2 2017 10:54 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Christian Slater is me irl when I'm witnessing shit that is questionable.
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February 2 2017 10:57 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
brian.
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February 2 2017 11:00 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
this is me, often

xaidsx
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February 2 2017 11:01 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i guess i missed current events....why are all the actors confused
ass nipples
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February 2 2017 11:06 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
mel is bent, not confused.
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February 2 2017 11:07 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
also, are slater, vaughn, and gibson all still relevant?
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