Originally posted by: amprok
Originally posted by: Captain Ahab
Whalecum. Post in the daily threads.
There is a thread created each day. One of fifteen posters who post here will start one each morning.
It will be titled with a name similar to the day but not the actual name.
For example; Tomorrow will be frididdle or something similar.
Within this thread, this is the most likely scenario of things to occur;
I will post things that make no sense. I'll do this 10 or 15 times. I may randomly change my username and create a new account. I will quote a few posts and lol at them. I will say penis, penis cum or combine these with a number. I will actually contribute nothing but don't worry, no one else will either. They will directly address the other two or three posters they actually communicate with and ignore everything else. Yes, they probably communicate mostly outside of this forum. Baseball gifs. will be posted along with gifs. of animals or celebrities making a facial expression with a caption. There will most likely be a reference Donald Trump or a link to a news article displaying how stupid Republicans are. (They are stupid but so are Democrats) You seem like a bitch so I think you'll pop in and get confused or maybe you'll think I have a huge pulsating cock. Your anus will become moist at the thought. I will send you an email with my nude penis and you marvel at it's girth. Bashar Al Asad will probably try to meet you for sex. You will never post here again. You shouldn't want to. This is a terrible wasteland with a bunch of pussy men who won't show me their penis.
I hate you with every bone in my body. With every atom of stardust that makes up my worthless failed soul. I ride the black astral fields and can see your face their, screaming in torment in the spirit realms. Your giant spirit head bobbing in the dark, it is screaming "ssaaaaavvveeee mmeeeee" and I will laugh. I'll fucking laugh at you in the astral fields you coward