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FlyingSaucer00

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May 10 2018 6:32 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I can bench press 500 push ups on my back after I seen a homeless guy streak through the streets of Erie after a McConnor fight. I could never figure out the bra size of DOlly Parton as I was discussing it to my co-worker, he told me he can do push ups with his dick. He can lift his body and balance on his dick. It inspired me to dedicate my life to green peace, with I do the dirty jobs of shoving 15 sausages up a meat eaters ass, while I'm in a river that was once travelled through by Huckleberry Finn, and his cronie Cracka Joe, after a prostate exam done by a doctor that used to grow tobacco in a plantation in Roanoke. He can easily get on The Price Is Right, if he can seduce Dick Cheney, after a Somalian buffet in Pismo Beach, and come back to a hotel infested by roaches that were in the movie Joe's Apartment
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May 10 2018 6:42 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Fucking mad libs lol
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May 11 2018 7:50 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
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