Originally posted by: brian.

The economy of Chicago consists entirely of financial engineering scams and improv comedy.

Originally posted by: FlyingSaucer00

There was a priest who robbed a KFC in Frankfort Springs when he was high on meth that was given to him by a cab driver that was born without an asshole which got the priest to make his escape in a Volkswagen while he was wearing a wedding dress covered in multiple spooge worn by his late mother. He was speeding northbound on I-376 when he decided to exit the interstate and drive through a construction site running over a porta potty killing the foreman while he was sitting on the crapper jerking off to pictures of David Letterman, making the priest a murderer. When he got to West Aliquippa, he ran into a pool hall and beat everyone senseless with a bowling ball and began dancing to Janet Jackson songs til the police arrived and when they came in, the place blew up like a nuclear explosion

Originally posted by: fuzzy navel princess