Lolirl. Zippity shit guy didn’t have the time.
I’m a fast shitter except when I’m home and I can comfortably sit on my own, clean toilet. I also bring my phone in, so. And that’s the only acceptable bathroom to bring your phone into.
At the old job, I worked with a lot of “I’m trying to be important” people that would bring their phones into the disgusting public bathroom with them. Really? Really? You can’t leave your phone at your desk for 5 minutes? Yes you can, you just choose to be corny.