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I want to lick steak sauce off Meryl Steep's asscrack after she ate 20 hot sauce tacos laced with laxatives in an alley next to a bar that was once owned by a German rastafarian that his parent's saved his first shit in a jar to remember their baby's first poopy. Mike Hoods is the Jerry Lewis of emo/post-hardcore which thats how those fans view them, as Crust Punks get a series on MTV documenting the squatter life, and how they give handjobs in street corners for a nickle going into their beer fund
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Originally posted by: FlyingSaucer00

I want to lick steak sauce off Meryl Steep's asscrack after she ate 20 hot sauce tacos laced with laxatives in an alley next to a bar that was once owned by a German rastafarian that is parent's saved his first shit in a jar to remember their baby's first poopy. Mike Hoods is the Jerry Lewis of emo/post-hardcore which thats how those fans view them, as Crust Punks get a series on MTV documenting the squatter life, and how they give handjobs in street corners for a nickle going into their beer fund

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Girl algebra or trigonometry could never equal up
To what you do to me
So let's integrate
Don't differentiate
If you were in my class
There ain't no way I could pass

I hate English, Gym and not to mention I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus

I know my calculus
It says u + me = us
We're together forever, come on
Calculus, calculus
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