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You know that feeling of wanting to eat muffins, but go into a shop with a naked 70 year old employee twerking to gospel music. Last night I needed to shit so bad, my buddies stopped at a Ihop I shat in, then the host offered to twirl ice cubes around my nipples. That night, I took a shit on my uncle's face while he's sleeping, than blame it on his kid that wants to go into ballet rather than football. When I was 7 years old, I accidently walked into the priest's door in the confession booth, and by accident I caught my priest jerking off to pictures of the kid from Problem Child. I just wanted chicken wings but it'll all be served with special dressing, thats because 5 dudes will be in the backroom jerking off cumming onto the food before they serve it. I once ate cornbeef that was poured down my brother's asshole after he took 28 laxative pills, but it can't be nowhere near as nasty as government goes
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Is this one of those 50 shades sin novels
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Originally posted by: Cumby




yes.
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