I wanted to go go-kart racing with my cousin but he took me to his step-mother's house in Murrysville to show me a trick she can do where she sticks her left toe in her asshole, her right foot pinkie toe in her left year as she hopped on one hand. It was a hell of a performance. She trained the 16 year old gorl next door to perform exorcisms on down syndrome minorities. Talk about killing one bird with 2 stones. I missed a date with a mormon milf with no arms for this. The rest of the night was a bunch of rum drinking and talking about horoscope meanings.