He walks around and when cameras around
He talks shit on the ground
He has a secret society of Shaq fans that follow him around
To escape it, he needed to dress up like a clown.
We always knew him for the basketball games,
but if you knew him in person, you'd know that he's lame.
In 96, he did the movie Kazaam
but there was that cult from Japan,
that wish it's his asshole that they ramm
also looking for a new place
on these lands.
He shaves his whole ass, collect the hairs and give it to Chinese slave labors to make eyebrow wigs for the upper class