forum General Crabbery ›› Thanksgiving ›› new reply Post Reply
FlyingSaucer00

Pet Detective
403 Posts
20/M/PA

online 
November 21 2018 9:54 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Last Thanksgiving, I was visiting my 2nd cousin that a town called Big Run, outside of Punxsutawney. He married this 70 year old woman thats from out east from some town called Malvern. She influenced him in her family's tradition where before they cook the Turkey, all the males from ags 16-30 have to take turns fucking it and jizzing inside as it's stuffing. Then the women of the same age range has to shave their pussy hairs, when slice each strain half a millimeter long, mix it in tomato sauce, rub it all over the raw turkey, leave it in the fridge for 3 days, then bake it on thanksgiving day. Instead of prayers, they everyone at the large dinner table hold hands and chant the lyrics to "No More I Love You's" by Annie Lennox. Then after dinner, everyone dresses up in Star Trek uniforms and play Charades. I will most likely be there tomorrow
XWHISKEYX
Old Head
38,492 Posts
61/M/NA


offline   (23)
November 21 2018 10:23 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Did you fuck the turkey?
FlyingSaucer00
Pet Detective
403 Posts
20/M/PA


online 
November 21 2018 10:27 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Unfortunately no, I live all the way near McKeesport. I should made the drive for the prepping
fuzzy navel princess
126 ballaette
6,633 Posts
35/F/NA


online  mobile reply   (2)
November 21 2018 10:55 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
.
fuzzy navel princess
126 ballaette
6,633 Posts
35/F/NA


online  mobile reply   (2)
November 21 2018 11:08 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
.
fuzzy navel princess
126 ballaette
6,633 Posts
35/F/NA


online  mobile reply   (2)
November 22 2018 11:50 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
.
fuzzy navel princess
126 ballaette
6,633 Posts
35/F/NA


online  mobile reply   (2)
November 22 2018 12:04 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
.
homusmomus673
Master Baiter
248 Posts
8/M/PA


offline  mobile reply   (1)
November 22 2018 12:36 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I’m gonna make my whole family listen to The Uprise and The Smiths today.
XWHISKEYX
Old Head
38,492 Posts
61/M/NA


offline   (23)
November 22 2018 12:42 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Im not eating thanksgiving until Saturday. Today its stuffed shells.
fuzzy navel princess
126 ballaette
6,633 Posts
35/F/NA


online  mobile reply   (2)
November 22 2018 1:41 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
.
Wiseacre
Time Husk
2,377 Posts
31/F/PA


offline  mobile reply   (3)
November 22 2018 2:13 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
My family did thanksgiving last week so I’m hitting the diner with friends.
Cumby
Time Husk
10,426 Posts
30/M/PA


online   (4)
November 22 2018 2:31 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: fuzzy navel princess


fuzzy navel princess
126 ballaette
6,633 Posts
35/F/NA


online  mobile reply   (2)
November 22 2018 3:08 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
.
fuzzy navel princess
126 ballaette
6,633 Posts
35/F/NA


online  mobile reply   (2)
November 22 2018 3:10 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
.
Wiseacre
Time Husk
2,377 Posts
31/F/PA


offline  mobile reply   (3)
November 22 2018 4:01 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: fuzzy navel princess

Panic at the disco covers some queen song, I dig it.



Yeah I didn’t think it was terrible either. Not as good as He original though.
fuzzy navel princess
126 ballaette
6,633 Posts
35/F/NA


online  mobile reply   (2)
November 22 2018 5:50 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
.
forum General Crabbery ›› Thanksgiving ›› new reply Post Reply

Quick Reply - RE: Thanksgiving

Connect with Facebook to comment: Login w/FB

or Sign up free! - or login:







Subject


wrap selection with italics
wrap selection with bold
insert less than symbol
insert greater than symbol


google image Insert Google Images
Share a Band



Your ad here?