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November 24 2018 10:22 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I want to streak through Disneyland to celebrate the day Molly Ringwald got her ass fisted for the first time, by a buffalo rancher from Iowa, after a 49ers game behind the dumpsters of a McDonalds that used to be an orphange for paraplegic lutherans. It inspired me to college lectures about eroticism in the USSR after Serbian rebels escaped to Thailand and had a huge circle jerk at an elementary school that was filled with asbestos, during a time when Patsy Cline queefed in Winston Churchill's face while on her period.
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I'm going to the woods to find a branch to shove up my ass, the shoving must be done in a slow rhythmic manner in preparation for the great 8inches.
The great 8inches, of the czar, Sal. Sal is the cream corn maker, I need my bhole filled with corn before the next crescent moon. My name is Valerie by the way, nice website you have here

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Is this the Saturday thread?
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November 24 2018 12:08 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Yes. And it's progressive story day
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November 24 2018 12:10 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: fuzzy navel princess

I'm going to the woods to find a branch to shove up my ass, the shoving must be done in a slow rhythmic manner in preparation for the great 8inches.
The great 8inches, of the czar, Sal. Sal is the cream corn maker, I need my bhole filled with corn before the next crescent moon. My name is Valerie by the way, nice website you have here




Very lovely
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November 24 2018 12:47 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Not working til later, watching a movie and organizing stuff. Whatcha guys doing
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Working per usual
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November 24 2018 3:04 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: FlyingSaucer00

Originally posted by: fuzzy navel princess

I'm going to the woods to find a branch to shove up my ass, the shoving must be done in a slow rhythmic manner in preparation for the great 8inches.
The great 8inches, of the czar, Sal. Sal is the cream corn maker, I need my bhole filled with corn before the next crescent moon. My name is Valerie by the way, nice website you have here





Very lovely

I'm going to call it, "The Quest of Sal Val"
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Rolling with the homeies

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Grab a slice of loooooove
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