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December 2 2018 12:54 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I want to have a fist fight with a Raiders fan that ate 13 jalapeƱos at once to show off how badass he is to the staff of the Lifetime TV channel during the holidays when child abusers pose as Santa at a mall that used to be a quarantine facility for limbless presbyterians that used to eat cheetos off homeless men's asses as a dare in an alley way that used to be a place to sell apples grown by a farmer that used to hook up electrical jumper wires to his nipples to a car battery
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December 2 2018 2:27 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
This time 4 years ago some major drama went down and I just stayed drunk, black out drunk 24/7. I started an emotional affair with some guy, I was going to runaway to Kansas with him lol. I wasn't in love and didn't want to end up hurting him so I ended it.

I'm still going to Kansas to hang out with Dorothy though, hopefully sometime soon
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December 2 2018 2:38 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
That was such a fucking mess, I told the guy that I was a raging drunk and that he was better off without me around, but he still went hard with the revenge. Not just the naked pictures but every single conversation we had, all of my deepest secrets everything
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December 2 2018 2:44 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
We never met in real life
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December 2 2018 2:48 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I'm over these hard lessons that's for sure
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December 2 2018 3:11 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I truly wish a flying saucer would zap me up and drop me off somewhere else, anywhere lol
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December 2 2018 3:13 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
If you meet Dorthy in Kansas, you can take her broom and insert it in to the witches anus. You can get aggressive as fuck thinking of the bad exes. Then put the witch onto a stake. Cut her head off as a bunch of midgets jerk off and cum on her headless neck and write poetry how the Dallas Police Department don't care about the fish porn and glue kids are getting high off today
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December 2 2018 4:52 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
:)
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December 2 2018 7:17 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I have a massive dong
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December 2 2018 7:17 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Thanks again to you and lol
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December 2 2018 8:45 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
We are not alone in this universe, theres outcasts and rejects from another galaxy that are trying to reach out to us. In the year 2202, we will be able to have space flights to planets in other galaxies. We intergrated with and made kids with people from all around planet earth, will be some time the same happens with space.
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December 2 2018 1:27 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Bashar al-Asad

I have a massive dong

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December 2 2018 1:28 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: fuzzy navel princess

Originally posted by: Bashar al-Asad

I have a massive dong





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December 3 2018 12:34 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Ah, it'll take a little time
Might take a little crime to come undone
Now we'll try to stay blind to the hope and fear outside

Hey child, stay wilder than the wind
And blow me in to cry

Who do you need?
Who do you love?
When you come undone
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