Matthew: I am king ( as I put the burger king crown on)
Anna: you're a princess
Matthew: no I'm not! I'm king!
Anna: you pooped in your pants.
Matthew: what!? Haha, I think you did.
.....a little later:
When getting in the car for Easter morning church....
Anna: Daddy, you still have the crown on!
Matthew: that's because I'm the king!
Anna: no you're not, you pooped in your pants. (Matter of factly)
Yes, conversation with my girl Anna