Have a nice day.

thanks, you too.

The NRA called last night for yet another emergency donation request.

NRA Lady:"Were conducting a poll on behalf of Wayne LaPierre and wanted to make sure we had your input: Do you believe that it is the goal of Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats to take away your right to private gun ownership?"

Me: "No"

NRA Lady: *crickets*

Me: "Not the response you expected huh"

NRA Lady: *laughing* "Nope, thats not the usual response we hear"

Me: "Well alright, alright, have a great night"

NRA Lady: "Ok, you too"

And then everybody clapped.

You had me at “and then everyone clapped”

Lmao

All I did yesterday was eat skittles and smoke weed.

Today is not as rad.

The Serbs are here for depositions

It's nice outside

YOU CAN HAVE ONLY ONE SNAUSAGES

I want more than one.