The NRA called last night for yet another emergency donation request.
NRA Lady:"Were conducting a poll on behalf of Wayne LaPierre and wanted to make sure we had your input: Do you believe that it is the goal of Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats to take away your right to private gun ownership?"
Me: "No"
NRA Lady: *crickets*
Me: "Not the response you expected huh"
NRA Lady: *laughing* "Nope, thats not the usual response we hear"
Me: "Well alright, alright, have a great night"
NRA Lady: "Ok, you too"
And then everybody clapped.