User: zero pride parade
Level: user

war,the marines banging towelwhores,making fun of you,playing guitar,jerking off,fucking your mom,daughter,sister,and the ocassional moosecock (only in season),diet,exercise,movies,comedy central,football,guns,knives,and other weapons,

Relationship Status: Single
Orientation: Bi-Sexual
Ethnicity: ugly american
Religion: ehhhh........ screw it!
Smoke? : Straight Edge
Drink? : Straight Edge
Children: your future children?
Education: parris island mcrd
Occupation: cranky unemployed vet
Favorite Books: catcher in the rye,janes books,anything by donald goines,hunter s.thompson,or edgar allen poe.
Instruments Played: guitar,rifle,keyboard,computer synthesizer thingy,bass,2 turntables and a microphone,jukebox,
Favorite Movies: full metal jacket,kung pow,death wish,delta force,rambo,rocky,pulp fiction,the outsiders,donnie darko,beetlejuice,the wall,porn
Pets: Gerbil

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