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Brett Weir @ December 7, 2017 3:38 PM
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Dianana @ December 7, 2017 3:39 PM
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So glad I found this community, it's perfect for me! LOL I've got a lot of stories. Here's one that happened to the bf and I after a night of heavy drinking and pot smoking.

We put the son to bed and started playing the 360. Well for some reason video games always make me really horny, I think it's the constant mind stimulation, and mixed with the alcohol and pot I was *really* horny! I basically mounted my boyfriend right there and demanded he fuck me. Of course like the good pet I trained him to be he got right to it and started taking off his clothes.

His dick was already hard, it's so cute how boys can go from tired to standing at attention in 0.5 of a second, and I started to suck it while fingering my clit. We were getting really into it and I wanted him to eat my pussy so I motioned for him to go "down there" and helped guide his head toward my lady bits. Well he's eating me REALLY good and I'm almost squirting from the sheer pleasure when I notice his tongue was slowing down a lot and I hear this muffled "what the fuck is that?"

"What?" I asked, thinking it was something outside the window beside us or a bug running past or SOMETHING like that. He comes up from between my legs and without even looking at me says "this" while ripping something out that was encrusted in my pubes. And when I say encrusted I mean it was so stuck in and to my pubes that when he pulled it, he got rewarded with a horrifying shriek when he pulled out a continuous line of my pubes with it.

To make it even more grim: I've got a full bush... and what he pulled was LONG. After I screamed every expletive I know at him, finished bawling my eyes out, and my twat finally cooled down, I looked at what he pulled out. Yeah.. it was a noodle. Like a spaghetti noodle. Really have no idea how it got there. We had spaghetti a few nights earlier but what a peculiar place to find a noodle. Not sure what it was encrusted in, I'm betting old period goop but I didn't get a close enough look. Boyfriend didn't say anything about noticing a smell so I don't know.

Anyway hope all enjoyed that. It's funnier now looking back but at the time, OWW!
cbrickhouse @ December 7, 2017 3:46 PM
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Originally posted by: Brett Weir

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lol

cbrickhouse @ December 7, 2017 3:47 PM
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Originally posted by: Dianana

So glad I found this community, it's perfect for me! LOL I've got a lot of stories. Here's one that happened to the bf and I after a night of heavy drinking and pot smoking.

We put the son to bed and started playing the 360. Well for some reason video games always make me really horny, I think it's the constant mind stimulation, and mixed with the alcohol and pot I was *really* horny! I basically mounted my boyfriend right there and demanded he fuck me. Of course like the good pet I trained him to be he got right to it and started taking off his clothes.

His dick was already hard, it's so cute how boys can go from tired to standing at attention in 0.5 of a second, and I started to suck it while fingering my clit. We were getting really into it and I wanted him to eat my pussy so I motioned for him to go "down there" and helped guide his head toward my lady bits. Well he's eating me REALLY good and I'm almost squirting from the sheer pleasure when I notice his tongue was slowing down a lot and I hear this muffled "what the fuck is that?"

"What?" I asked, thinking it was something outside the window beside us or a bug running past or SOMETHING like that. He comes up from between my legs and without even looking at me says "this" while ripping something out that was encrusted in my pubes. And when I say encrusted I mean it was so stuck in and to my pubes that when he pulled it, he got rewarded with a horrifying shriek when he pulled out a continuous line of my pubes with it.

To make it even more grim: I've got a full bush... and what he pulled was LONG. After I screamed every expletive I know at him, finished bawling my eyes out, and my twat finally cooled down, I looked at what he pulled out. Yeah.. it was a noodle. Like a spaghetti noodle. Really have no idea how it got there. We had spaghetti a few nights earlier but what a peculiar place to find a noodle. Not sure what it was encrusted in, I'm betting old period goop but I didn't get a close enough look. Boyfriend didn't say anything about noticing a smell so I don't know.

Anyway hope all enjoyed that. It's funnier now looking back but at the time, OWW!



woww
cbrickhouse @ December 7, 2017 3:53 PM
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skynet is now


Wiseacre @ December 7, 2017 7:18 PM
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Originally posted by: Dianana

So glad I found this community, it's perfect for me! LOL I've got a lot of stories. Here's one that happened to the bf and I after a night of heavy drinking and pot smoking.

We put the son to bed and started playing the 360. Well for some reason video games always make me really horny, I think it's the constant mind stimulation, and mixed with the alcohol and pot I was *really* horny! I basically mounted my boyfriend right there and demanded he fuck me. Of course like the good pet I trained him to be he got right to it and started taking off his clothes.

His dick was already hard, it's so cute how boys can go from tired to standing at attention in 0.5 of a second, and I started to suck it while fingering my clit. We were getting really into it and I wanted him to eat my pussy so I motioned for him to go "down there" and helped guide his head toward my lady bits. Well he's eating me REALLY good and I'm almost squirting from the sheer pleasure when I notice his tongue was slowing down a lot and I hear this muffled "what the fuck is that?"

"What?" I asked, thinking it was something outside the window beside us or a bug running past or SOMETHING like that. He comes up from between my legs and without even looking at me says "this" while ripping something out that was encrusted in my pubes. And when I say encrusted I mean it was so stuck in and to my pubes that when he pulled it, he got rewarded with a horrifying shriek when he pulled out a continuous line of my pubes with it.

To make it even more grim: I've got a full bush... and what he pulled was LONG. After I screamed every expletive I know at him, finished bawling my eyes out, and my twat finally cooled down, I looked at what he pulled out. Yeah.. it was a noodle. Like a spaghetti noodle. Really have no idea how it got there. We had spaghetti a few nights earlier but what a peculiar place to find a noodle. Not sure what it was encrusted in, I'm betting old period goop but I didn't get a close enough look. Boyfriend didn't say anything about noticing a smell so I don't know.

Anyway hope all enjoyed that. It's funnier now looking back but at the time, OWW!



How did she not notice a fucking spaghetti noodle just chillin in her crotch?
Dickscraper @ December 7, 2017 7:50 PM
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Posting from the wife's work holiday party. Currently holding three women's purses while they take photos. Also drinking sauvignon blanc.

cbrickhouse @ December 7, 2017 8:25 PM
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Originally posted by: Wiseacre

Originally posted by: Dianana

So glad I found this community, it's perfect for me! LOL I've got a lot of stories. Here's one that happened to the bf and I after a night of heavy drinking and pot smoking.

We put the son to bed and started playing the 360. Well for some reason video games always make me really horny, I think it's the constant mind stimulation, and mixed with the alcohol and pot I was *really* horny! I basically mounted my boyfriend right there and demanded he fuck me. Of course like the good pet I trained him to be he got right to it and started taking off his clothes.

His dick was already hard, it's so cute how boys can go from tired to standing at attention in 0.5 of a second, and I started to suck it while fingering my clit. We were getting really into it and I wanted him to eat my pussy so I motioned for him to go "down there" and helped guide his head toward my lady bits. Well he's eating me REALLY good and I'm almost squirting from the sheer pleasure when I notice his tongue was slowing down a lot and I hear this muffled "what the fuck is that?"

"What?" I asked, thinking it was something outside the window beside us or a bug running past or SOMETHING like that. He comes up from between my legs and without even looking at me says "this" while ripping something out that was encrusted in my pubes. And when I say encrusted I mean it was so stuck in and to my pubes that when he pulled it, he got rewarded with a horrifying shriek when he pulled out a continuous line of my pubes with it.

To make it even more grim: I've got a full bush... and what he pulled was LONG. After I screamed every expletive I know at him, finished bawling my eyes out, and my twat finally cooled down, I looked at what he pulled out. Yeah.. it was a noodle. Like a spaghetti noodle. Really have no idea how it got there. We had spaghetti a few nights earlier but what a peculiar place to find a noodle. Not sure what it was encrusted in, I'm betting old period goop but I didn't get a close enough look. Boyfriend didn't say anything about noticing a smell so I don't know.

Anyway hope all enjoyed that. It's funnier now looking back but at the time, OWW!



How did she not notice a fucking spaghetti noodle just chillin in her crotch?



this is the question of the year right here. how did she not
Question fart @ December 7, 2017 8:44 PM
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probably because she's a retarded fucking pig lol



also, maybe it was a worm and she is too stupid to tell the difference
cbrickhouse @ December 7, 2017 8:49 PM
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question fart
Question fart @ December 7, 2017 8:53 PM
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found some more "spaghetti"



mangia mangia
XWHISKEYX @ December 7, 2017 9:41 PM
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Wiseacre @ December 7, 2017 9:50 PM
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Originally posted by: Question fart






found some more "spaghetti"



mangia mangia



Nonononononono
Wiseacre @ December 7, 2017 9:51 PM
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Also, mangia begyagya.


I definitely didn't spell that right.
Dickscraper @ December 7, 2017 10:23 PM
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I think you are all missing the fact that the story is fake.
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