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brian, @ May 14, 2008 8:28 PM
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...that smell like shit or rotten fish. i know people want to say it's no big deal, but everyone's got their limits, so how often is to often?

a.] never - once in a while
b.] once a week
c.] every night
d.] every night, all night long
e.] you actually like it
Billy Crystals @ May 14, 2008 8:30 PM
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If its got to go, its got to go.
Broken Hero @ May 14, 2008 8:34 PM
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I'll go with a.
cole @ May 14, 2008 9:03 PM
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c. and I couldn't care less.
ChoadM111 @ May 14, 2008 9:18 PM
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I really don't care because I do it all the time and I don't expect anything else in return.
So I guess I'd almost say e.
I think its funny as shit, unless it smells like shit.
nhough1013 @ May 14, 2008 10:32 PM
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its suppose to mean that the other person is comftorable with you. I never fart around other people, but my husband could care less. He could be infront of God himself and if hes got to fart he's going to and usually the worse it smells the more proud he is. I know alot of guys like this.
[SASSY] @ May 14, 2008 11:37 PM
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awwwwwkward moments.
tom. @ May 15, 2008 12:22 AM
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my girl: a
me: d
300 lb ethiopian @ May 15, 2008 1:47 AM
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anyone see family guy where peter has meg in the car and he farts. he tells her to like the gas or some shit like that. hes tryin to get her to date guys.
i do it all the time, so i would not expect anything otherwise from the wife.
the jizzler @ May 15, 2008 2:16 AM
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couldve had a faygo
$$$ ERIK $$$ @ May 15, 2008 3:34 AM
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My girlfriend has suffered through me eating mexican food. She can do whatever the hell she wants.
KOMMANDER @ May 15, 2008 6:29 AM
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-every night. or, almost every night. i don't ever sleep very well, and almost every time i wake up i catch him tooting away.
- on a few occasions, the sheer volume and putrid smell have woken me up completely. On one of those occasions, I woke him up and asked him if he could please letting toxic fumes out. He half woke up, looked at me, and said, "Oh be quiet, YOU LIKE IT," and immediately fell back asleep to resume the gaseous warfare. He also pinned me against the wall in a way that there was no getting out. It was a nightmare, haha.

i've been told that every once in a while, i let one go in my sleep. he acts like it's the most ridiculous thing that's ever happened, but he totally secretly loves it.
Dianana @ May 15, 2008 9:03 AM
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wren's ass is the devil.
he can fart in a room and the smell won't leave unless you open a window, turn on a fan and spray fabreeze.
Jess. @ May 15, 2008 9:04 AM
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My boyfriend farts in bed all the time, and I can't stand it. I will never do that around him. I think it's gross.

Side note: this morning I actually woke up to a loud disgusting fart. My boyfriend had left, so I thought my dog might be pooping on the floor but he wasn't there. I tried to go back to sleep and woke up to another one. I get up and find my friend Ben passed out on the dog bed, stinking up my room.

What a jerk.
Kadesh @ May 15, 2008 10:11 AM
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Originally posted by:cole

c. and I couldn't care less.

cbrickhouse @ May 15, 2008 10:13 AM
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dutch ovens for all
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