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FlyingSaucer00 @ July 21, 2018 10:07 PM
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You know that feeling of wanting to eat muffins, but go into a shop with a naked 70 year old employee twerking to gospel music. Last night I needed to shit so bad, my buddies stopped at a Ihop I shat in, then the host offered to twirl ice cubes around my nipples. That night, I took a shit on my uncle's face while he's sleeping, than blame it on his kid that wants to go into ballet rather than football. When I was 7 years old, I accidently walked into the priest's door in the confession booth, and by accident I caught my priest jerking off to pictures of the kid from Problem Child. I just wanted chicken wings but it'll all be served with special dressing, thats because 5 dudes will be in the backroom jerking off cumming onto the food before they serve it. I once ate cornbeef that was poured down my brother's asshole after he took 28 laxative pills, but it can't be nowhere near as nasty as government goes
Cumby @ July 21, 2018 11:42 PM
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fuzzy navel princess @ July 21, 2018 11:49 PM
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fuzzy navel princess @ July 22, 2018 12:18 AM
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Is this one of those 50 shades sin novels
Carlo_HC @ July 22, 2018 11:52 AM
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Originally posted by: Cumby

fuzzy navel princess @ July 22, 2018 4:08 PM
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XWHISKEYX @ July 22, 2018 4:36 PM
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FlyingSaucer00 @ November 25, 2018 8:54 PM
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true story
fuzzy navel princess @ November 25, 2018 11:41 PM
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fuzzy navel princess @ November 26, 2018 1:13 AM
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