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The Tug Fork River Band - Vulture

Ron Shark   (200 reviews)

Posted: 04/24/2012 | Comments: 7 | Rate:

The Tug Fork River Band? Yeah, not sure what they're going for with that name either especially since they're from Indiana. Oh well, I'm sure it holds meaning to them and what's in a name anyway? I'm hear to talk music, unfortunately the music isn't much better than their band name.

This 5 track ep is the followup to 2009's debut Catch for Us the Metal. All 5 tracks were not easy to get through. The easiest way to sum them up to say take one part generic metalcore, add in a healthy dose of the worst of Pantera influenced bands, sprinkle in what Killswitch Engage were doing in 2004, and top it all off with any hard rock you could hear on your local radio station.

To me this is what music fans of Five Finger Death Punch and recent Lamb of God would make. It's all boring and all generic. Absolutely nothing stood out to me in the way of the music. A lot felt forced, contrived, and monotonous. This is especially true of the beyond played out southern rock riffs and definitely true of the clean vocals over the choruses. The only positive I could find in this was the production, it had a nice sound. It's just a shame it wasn't good music to go with it. I do hope the song title Piggly Wiggly refers to the grocery store chain.

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This site is so pa
1 Posts
26/M/MA
Probably the worst review I've ever seen in my life. Seriously, are you half-Marlee Matlin, half-retarded? If you don't understand the music, and using generic terms likes "forced, contrived, and monotonous", maybe take your headphones and read a book so that you can produce some decent adjectives. Seriously, I understand why I've never heard of this site before, because clearly your opinion is as weak as your writing.
vanilla gorilla
187,326 Posts
33/M/PA
it was only a matter of time
Wolfman
46,317 Posts
30/M/PA
That's not a band member. Atleast I don't think it is. I ripped them apart in my review of their last record and they took it pretty well, atleast that was the attitude I got from them when they submitted this one. I'll give them credit they don't take the opinion of one person to seriously. But then again, maybe I'm wrong and they changed their tune after reading this. I hope not. Bands need to have a better roll with the punches attitude when it comes to negative reviews.
vanilla gorilla
187,326 Posts
33/M/PA
band member or not, they're a fucking idiot
I have no legs!
27,119 Posts
M/PA
Originally posted by: Metaloc

Probably the worst review I've ever seen in my life. Seriously, are you half-Marlee Matlin, half-retarded? If you don't understand the music, and using generic terms likes "forced, contrived, and monotonous", maybe take your headphones and read a book so that you can produce some decent adjectives. Seriously, I understand why I've never heard of this site before, because clearly your opinion is as weak as your writing.





Enjoy your Five Finger Death Punch core. I love when fans (maybe members) get heated about someone not liking their music. You want me to fancy it up with adjectives? I could if you really want me to. I could expand on this review for 5 double spaced pages with all sorts of adjectives and deeper descriptions of why I think it's bad. I'm very capable of doing so. I'm not capable of reading books with headphones though, I'm not sure how using your ears correlates to reading.
I have no legs!
1 Posts
28/M/IN
Metaloc is definitely not a member of the band, but I am.

I actually enjoy reading bad reviews about the music I create, because I appreciate honesty.
We definitely are thankful that you actually took the time to listen to our music and write a review, even if you didn't care for it.

Who knows, maybe someone who digs Lamb of God and Five Finger Death Punch will read the review and check us out because of it.

And yes, Piggly Wiggly is named after the grocery chain.

Thanks again
Justin
I have no legs!
27,119 Posts
M/PA
Originally posted by: justinfoxworth
I actually enjoy reading bad reviews about the music I create, because I appreciate honesty.
We definitely are thankful that you actually took the time to listen to our music and write a review, even if you didn't care for it.

Who knows, maybe someone who digs Lamb of God and Five Finger Death Punch will read the review and check us out because of it.



All 100% agreed.

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