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Atreyu - A Death Grip On Yesterday

cbrickhouse   (1851 reviews)

Posted: 03/12/2006 | Comments: 125 | Rate:

I can't believe this band hasn't gotten their ass kicked yet. They have proven that all you have to do is write breakdowns to get idiots to love you. If I see one more crusty zit covered bitchpants wearing kid with an Atreyu patch I am gonna smack the shit out of him and his girlfriend that looks like a 12 year old boy. I mean come the fuck on... how can you think this is good! It's boring, overplayed, and dime a dozen. Sing scream, sing scream breakdown, melodic part. I should have just saved the time I took typing this and done a one word review.... "NO." My offer to this band to fight me still stands.... I will smack the fucking eyeshadow out of all your band members, then piss on your ashes. BREAK UP ALREADY.

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Comments
m.t.f.u.
25,328 Posts
30/M/PA
liked their ep and sucide notes. but this is nothing like either of those cds. I didn't think they could piss me off any more but hearing the new cd proved me wrong.
how am i not mysel
2,823 Posts
39/M/PA
I don't like this bad or numetal at all but it's catchiness is undeniable. It's sad that this is what a lot of kids coming up are calling hardcore/metal.
I have no legs!
32,578 Posts
37/M/PA
40 pages. At least.
vanilla gorilla
213,506 Posts
39/M/PA
i seldom get actually pissed when doing reviews... but this band made me practically homicidal
vanilla gorilla
213,506 Posts
39/M/PA
because they are fucking atrocious.
Duke Earl
5,526 Posts
33/M/NA
.....
1,225 Posts
30/M/CA
sweet...i can't wait to hear it
Means to an end
13,569 Posts
33/M/NA
id rather cut off my dick then listen to this band ever again
Dead Serious
14,498 Posts
32/M/PA
Perfectly written.
eat babies
83 Posts
31/M/CA
i'd rather shit in a condom, freeze it & use it to finger my ass with then hear anything off this cd
gary
62,973 Posts
31/M/NA
Probably the best review ever.
righh righh
3,411 Posts
13/M/NJ
Originally posted by: carole-line

i cant stop staring at that picture

vanilla gorilla
213,506 Posts
39/M/PA
i can't wait until this review gets indexed by google
acid
2,352 Posts
30/M/CT
my mind just exploded from seeing that picture
Mmm...
1,280 Posts
32/M/PA
Originally posted by:Mr. Edward Gein

I like how the fuse commercial for this album has in huge letters
"DESTROY CORPORATE ROCK. SUPPORT REAL MUSIC"
if they arent the definition of corporate rock nowadays, I dont know what is.

Yup. I was thinking the same thing.

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