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Ionia - Moral Hazard

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Posted: 03/07/2010 | Comments: 5 | Rate:

I'll start off by saying the only good thing about this CD/band is the hot chick with a huge rack on their Myspace, who coincidently owns their "PA Street Team."

Having said that, this album chokes through weak, horribly written "ballad" after "anthem rock song." Whether it's the mix or the song writing, every song seems to be missing that one thing that... well... makes it a song. Could it be the singer who only seems to be half-heartedly singing his high school angst influenced lyrics or more the feel of the typical "verse, chorus, verse, chorus, repeat" style of song writing that just makes this album fail? I think it's all of these things and more.

Now granted, if I wanted to score some high school/middle school tail, I'd crank this CD whilst wearing my tightest pair of black pleather pants and runny eye liner, holding myself in the corner of the local mall hoping that I'm noticed... But, I digress.

If you have any taste what-so-ever when it comes to music, please for the love of whichever god you chose, stay AWAY from this album.

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I have no legs!
3 Posts
23/F/NA
This band is a great band with many people who have more talent than you probably have in your whole body. I have seen this band live many times and they have something that most bands nowadays do not have, it's called care for the fans. The band truly does appreciate every single person that makes an effort to go and see them play. Their music isnt "one horrible ballad after another," their lyrics have so much meaning than just what's on the surface. This band is a really great band that's going to break the mold someday and change the face of grunge rock as we know it, my only hope is that anyone reading this will looks past this persons thick-headed opinions and actually give them a try, I guarantee they will surprise you.
vanilla gorilla
211,520 Posts
38/M/PA
so are you the bassist
I have no legs!
3 Posts
23/F/NA
No smart one, I am just a fan that doesn't like it when a good band is put down because someone needs to take their problems out in inappropriate ways.
BODYROTT
4,621 Posts
28/M/PA
Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

so are you the bassist

I have no legs!
3 Posts
23/F/NA
That's funny because I'm pretty sure I wasn't Freddie Epos last time I checked. Get a life.

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