Emmure vs Attila: Contest For Worst Shirt Design

Maryland Matt

Posted: 05/01/2014 | Views: 8,178

Down-tuned chud bands Emmure and Attila have each independently released horrid merch designs. Which one is worse? You be the judge.

This is Emmure:

...aaaaand THIS is Attila:

I just wanted you to be aware of the caliber of band you were reading about... because these two groups of angst-ridden cornballs have independently released two of the dumbest merch designs I have ever seen. Basically, these shirts are the equivalent of walking into Hot Topic with your balls out because your flat brim clad, malnourished 14 year old best friend (who steals Newports and Percocet from his step-dad) dared you to.

If I saw you wearing either of these shirts, I would assume the following:
- your parents are ashamed of you
- you read at a sub-5th grade level
- your diet consists almost entirely of food that can be purchased at 7-Eleven
- your primary mode of transportation is a dirtbike
- you've never owned a toothbrush

...but which one of these shirts is worse? Let us know in the comments section.



Also... the singer of Emmure got electrocuted once... lol.

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kill them both.
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let's odin sort 'em out
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sends thems to their christians gods *spits on greond*
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If you ask me, I have seen even more pathetic designs. Some people are not at all creative about designing a tee and yet they design them using all the profanity and vulgarity known to them. And they think that it is so cool.    
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