So.. I'm kind of trapped in my room 43 replies, 12738 views

Bitch_Tits
6/12/2005 11:13:00 PM
Yeah, I just woke up from a 2 hour nap. I shut my door before I went to sleep because my brother and one of his friends were here watching a movie and I didn't want them bothering me. Apparently, it's so damn hot in here that the wood swelled. I've been trying to get the fucker open for about 10 minutes with no luck.. and there's no one else here who can push it open (it opens in.) Awesome.
Amanda OMGWTF
6/12/2005 11:16:00 PM
jesus christ, that sucks. i'd probably be so pissed i'd just kick through it.

i sort of did the same thing once. i was pissed and slammed my door so hard it swung all the way through. worst ever. and of course i had to ask the person to made me that pissed in the first place to help me open it.
brian.
6/12/2005 11:16:00 PM
what the fuck? this can happen?
my_username_is_bec
6/12/2005 11:18:00 PM
window?
Bitch_Tits
6/12/2005 11:33:00 PM
Haha, this is ridiculous. I'm not about to try jumping out of a 3rd floor window though. And yeah, I have water and fruit leather in here.. that's no biggie.

I just ip-relay'ed my brother and a friend who has a key and left them messages. Hopefully one of them will check their voicemail before they go to bed. Goddamn, I feel stupid.

t-omas
6/12/2005 11:48:00 PM
Originally posted by:brian.

what the fuck? this can happen?

CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/13/2005 12:51:00 AM
ahahahahaha.

Stop being a pussy and running shoulder tackle that bitch down. you're moving in a couple weeks, who cares? haha
nick danger
6/13/2005 1:39:00 AM
This will be one to tell the grandkids.
Dr.Caligari
6/13/2005 2:03:00 AM
haha I read "my wood swelled" and got a different idea as to what this story was about..
Bitch_Tits
6/13/2005 2:20:00 AM
Chris, there's no way I'm busting down the door from the inside. I've been here for nearly two years without damaging anything in the place, haha, I don't want to screw it up now.

Someone's bound to show up before 7.. I just have to wait it out.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/13/2005 2:21:00 AM
pussy.
nick danger
6/13/2005 2:22:00 AM
If it opens inward, shouldn't the hinges be on the inside? Do you have a screwdriver?
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/13/2005 2:25:00 AM
Originally posted by:Dan.

I'LL DRIVE UP AND BRING CHRIS!!!!


















really.

hahahaha oh man.
Bitch_Tits
6/13/2005 2:28:00 AM
I have a screwdriver, but it's in the bathroom closet.

And Dan, you can be the one working the video camera!
nick danger
6/13/2005 2:29:00 AM
I totally thought you were saving that job for me.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/13/2005 2:29:00 AM
XCold CutsX
6/13/2005 2:32:00 AM
i'm sure you can knock the pin outta the hindges with something else in the room.
Bitch_Tits
6/13/2005 2:48:00 AM
Originally posted by:nick danger

I totally thought you were saving that job for me.

You want to be the protector of his balls AND the camera man? That's a lot to handle.
Bitch_Tits
6/13/2005 2:48:00 AM
Originally posted by:XCold CutsX

i'm sure you can knock the pin outta the hindges with something else in the room.

I gave up on getting it open over an hour ago. I'll just sit tight 'til someone rescues me.
Bitch_Tits
6/13/2005 2:56:00 AM
Haha, if chris lived anything less than an hour and a half away, I'd have walked to his house and attempted to kidnap the man months ago.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/13/2005 2:57:00 AM


also, I love how Dan. speaks for me.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/13/2005 3:01:00 AM
Well yeah. Damsel in distress and whatnot.
Bitch_Tits
6/13/2005 3:03:00 AM
haha, you dudes are adorable.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/13/2005 3:09:00 AM
Yeah, I'm alright. Dan gets beat up by girls though.
Bitch_Tits
6/13/2005 3:11:00 AM
Dan likes vagina, I think he's allowed to get beat up by girls once in a while.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/13/2005 3:16:00 AM
I like vagina too, but I will sock a bitch.