weight loss surgery 24 replies, 11951 views

Bitch_Tits
6/14/2005 7:06:00 PM
My mom's getting this shit done in a few days. Personally, I think it's the dumbest thing ever. She needs to work out her goddamn mental problems and then the rest will fall into place.

I can't be alone in thinking that this shit is fucking bonkers. It's basically just physically forcing a person to eat less by removing the majority of their stomach and part of the intestines. DERP! We've never heard of self-control over here. No, sir.
lolo ferrari
6/14/2005 7:10:00 PM
i waitressed at friendlys all last summer as a second job.
there was this woman who came in at least 3 times a week to eat.
she would get a milkshake. and, she HAD to order from the kids menu (at 40 something) because of her gastric bypass surgery.

i swear to god i spooned grease from the friers onto her children sized french fries.
smorgasgeorge
6/14/2005 7:16:00 PM
I still don't see how people can get fat. Unless tug-of-war is a big sport in their parts.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/14/2005 7:19:00 PM
seriously...eat right, go vegan, exercise. The end. Fuck fat people.
Bitch_Tits
6/14/2005 7:23:00 PM
I was larger than life as a kid, despite being ridiculously active. I always blamed it on poor nutrition (thanks mom,) but I was diagnosed with hypothyroidism a few years ago, so that may have contributed. Beats me.
TokyoPhil
6/14/2005 7:53:00 PM
She should lose the weight the right way, by working-out and eating healthy. Any kind of surgery to lose weight is nothing but a waste of money and time.
joey.
6/14/2005 9:41:00 PM
i think i'm all right. not any bigger, maybe a little smaller but i wouldnt change much.

i lose weight through the working out i do anyway, fuck a fix all, one stop solution like lipo or whatever. that shit is for the birds.
Rina.
6/14/2005 9:42:00 PM
Skinny people like to say how easy it is to "eat right," and exercise.
I paid a gym to format a program for me, and i stuck to it religiously.
I lost 2 lbs in 3 months.

Fuck that. I'd rather not starve myself, thank you.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/14/2005 9:51:00 PM
Originally posted by:IamAslore666

Skinny people like to say how easy it is to "eat right," and exercise..


And fat people like to blame others for their problems.

It IS easy.
Bitch_Tits
6/14/2005 9:51:00 PM
Well, this surgery pretty much forces you to starve yourself. Her stomach is going to be the size of a fucking walnut.. and is expected to stretch to the size of an egg within a year. It's retarded. I'd rather starve myself by my own free will than have someone cut me open.
TokyoPhil
6/14/2005 10:02:00 PM
Originally posted by:Balls_Deep

Well, this surgery pretty much forces you to starve yourself. Her stomach is going to be the size of a fucking walnut.. and is expected to stretch to the size of an egg within a year. It's retarded. I'd rather starve myself by my own free will than have someone cut me open.

It's not a heathly thing to do to yourself. Your body needs food and nutrition. Why do people always want to take the easy, lazy way out?
TokyoPhil
6/14/2005 10:03:00 PM
Originally posted by:Darth Vegan

Originally posted by:IamAslore666

Skinny people like to say how easy it is to "eat right," and exercise..


And fat people like to blame others for their problems.

It IS easy.


Hahahhahahah...preach it brother.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/14/2005 10:04:00 PM
doing things the easy, lazy way is what makes them fucking fatasses to begin with.
Dr.Caligari
6/14/2005 10:10:00 PM
Originally posted by:Dan.

my aunts got some disease where no matter how well she eats she still keeps the weight on. its weird. she eats better than anyone i know and she's active but she still keeps the weigth on.


That's most likely the Prader-Willie syndrome.....I watch a lot of Discovery Health channel....the part of the brain which indicates that one is "full" doesn't function properly, and the person is ALWAYS hungry...even five minutes after eating
XWHISKEYX
6/14/2005 10:32:00 PM
my sister had this done, she is more miserable now than before. After the weight disappears, the mental problems still exist. Then you can no longer eat normally because sugar, and caffeine make you piss out your ass and anything with carbonation is a no-no since you lose the ability to burp right and you are also still dealing with all the other issues that you blamed on your weight.
Bitch_Tits
6/14/2005 10:57:00 PM
Originally posted by:XWHISKEYX

my sister had this done, she is more miserable now than before. After the weight disappears, the mental problems still exist. Then you can no longer eat normally because sugar, and caffeine make you piss out your ass and anything with carbonation is a no-no since you lose the ability to burp right and you are also still dealing with all the other issues that you blamed on your weight.

That's exactly why I'm so worried about her. She keeps saying that this surgery is going to change her life and all this other hogwash. Nonsense. She took a 20 question psych evaluation and they told her that she's in a "perfect mental state." Hah. She's still going to be half blind, she'll still be half deaf, and she'll still have shit for brains after the surgery. She'll still have spent 12 years in an abusive relationship, she'll still resent members of her family for things that she's discussed with no one but me, she'll still be an attention whore, she'll still be dependent on other people to provide for her physical and emotional needs, and she'll still be sleeping with the goddamned landlord while being married to a man who has cheated on her umpteen times and lives half a world away. On top of all that, she won't have the one coping mechanism that she's always turned to - food. If anything, this surgery is going to make her feel even worse about herself.

None of the idiots who are encouraging her to get the surgery know jack about her. They're all casual friends who think she's the strong, funny, bitchy woman that she pretends to be. No one realizes that she's more like scared a little kid who's busy hiding from her life. And I'm going to be the one she comes crying to when this shit falls apart, and call me selfish, but I don't want to fucking deal with it. I've tried to help her a hundred times over. I've been understanding, I've been compassionate, I've been empathetic and sypathetic. It was all just a whole shitload of wasted energy that could have been much better spent elsewhere. I'm at the point now where I see no reason to even try any more. Yet I still can't help but worry about her constantly. This woman sucks. She's supposed to be the damn parent.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/14/2005 11:00:00 PM
Aymee with a shoot interview. Awesome.

Fuck fat people. She needs the Simon System..or the Playboy Buddy Rose Blowaway Diet!
XWHISKEYX
6/14/2005 11:03:00 PM
wow, yeah it sounds like a mess. Sometimes its best to step back and let people make their mistakes. You can only tell someone to be careful so many times before you just gotta let them go. I went through the same with my sister, giving her advice and then watching her fuck up over and over again. I spent alot of time worrying and letting her issues interupt my life and found that her problems just became my problems. So, now Iam there for her when she needs a shoulder but I have disconnected myself so that I can continue on with my own life. She is a grown woman.
Bitch_Tits
6/14/2005 11:04:00 PM
Originally posted by:such a tragedyx

why do you still live with her?

I don't. She lives with me. I let her move in back in October when she lost a job and came crying for help.

I'm moving in less than 3 weeks, and she's moving in with her sister.
Bitch_Tits
6/14/2005 11:06:00 PM
Originally posted by:Darth Vegan

Aymee with a shoot interview. Awesome.

Fuck fat people. She needs the Simon System..or the Playboy Buddy Rose Blowaway Diet!

Haha, I should just give you $50 to break her jaw. She wouldn't be able to eat for at least a few weeks.. that would do her some good.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/14/2005 11:15:00 PM
Yo, don't even joke around about shit like that, cause I'll straight knock her the fuck out.

(you gonna use the $50 you're getting from Tommy?)

I'll be like *BAM* "bitch, you can't eat..now I'm gonna make it so your daughter can't walk! YEAH DUDE!"
Bitch_Tits
6/14/2005 11:16:00 PM
Originally posted by:XWHISKEYX

wow, yeah it sounds like a mess. Sometimes its best to step back and let people make their mistakes. You can only tell someone to be careful so many times before you just gotta let them go. I went through the same with my sister, giving her advice and then watching her fuck up over and over again. I spent alot of time worrying and letting her issues interupt my life and found that her problems just became my problems. So, now Iam there for her when she needs a shoulder but I have disconnected myself so that I can continue on with my own life. She is a grown woman.

Wise words. I know you're hitting the nail on the head.. I just have a ridiculously hard time sitting back and watching people I care about self-destruct. It's probably harder for me to step back than it is to be stuck in the middle of their shit storms.
Bitch_Tits
6/14/2005 11:18:00 PM
Originally posted by:Darth Vegan

Yo, don't even joke around about shit like that, cause I'll straight knock her the fuck out.

(you gonna use the $50 you're getting from Tommy?)

I'll be like *BAM* "bitch, you can't eat..now I'm gonna make it so your daughter can't walk! YEAH DUDE!"

Hahaha, duuuuude! I forgot about the bet with Tommy. .

And uhm.. you seriously just said that. Awesome.
CARCILLOs MOLESTACHE
6/15/2005 12:44:00 AM
Yes I did. I rule.
Bitch_Tits
6/15/2005 12:48:00 AM
Yeah, you do.