drunken broads and assholes 5 replies, 8374 views

11/5/2006 2:34:00 PM
Okay, I live and work in the same dorm. Yeah I guess you can say I am that dork that sits at the front office and when you can't get in the building because you are too plastered to remember where you put you ID that night to let you in. Anyway, normally I find the drunken people that come into my building be funny, sometimes bordering on hysterical. Like when my friend Kyle told the office staff someone looked suspicious and dove over the counter to steal a name tag of a girl that he knew.
But last night people took it too far, there was more than one person to come in and bitch about the process to get a loaner key. YES, I need to see ID if you don't have it; YES, I have to ask questions from an information card. YES, I need to see if you actually live in the room and the building that you are attempting to get a key from.
It's my job; if I just gave out keys to random drunk people we would have a lot more occurrences of stolen iPods and laptops.
Aside from just the fact that people were being rude to me from 1-2 in the morning, I had to come back to work at 7 am only to get a call at 7:03 from the sixth floor. The floor I live on saying, Can you come up here and call the janitorial staff, someone has shit all over the girls' bathroom. Yes, that's right some drunk broad on my floor lost control of herself all over the bathroom. It's foul, how the hell do you get that drunk that you forget that there is toilet in front of you rather than oh just pop and squat in the middle of the room. So, I was heading back down stairs and I get a second call that morning, out of three elevators in the high rise dorm only one is in working order. And that ONE elevator that gets most of the residents to the 8-11th floors someone had thrown up in it. GOD DAMNIT, people control your self. Fuck.
11/5/2006 2:34:00 PM
didn't read.
11/5/2006 2:46:00 PM
understood more or less a rant about people shitting in my bathroom
11/5/2006 2:54:00 PM
Seriously, I'd file this girl in the bathroom under "hysterical".

If this isn't hysterical (not that I'm laughing, but I would be if I actually heard about it from a friend), what are the hysterical people like?
11/5/2006 2:57:00 PM
Oh it would be hysterical if it wasnt the bathroom I had to use and I didnt have to deal with it.
Halloween was hysterical, a guy so drunk he started a strip tease in the lobby and threw up on the Hall Director.
Girls walking out in only underwear and corsets and coming back later crying because they are too cold.
People trying to have converstations with you plastered and just telling you nonsense.
sup sluts
11/5/2006 3:14:00 PM
I feel your pain. I work at a mailroom/key desk here at psu and I get to experience an amazing amount of bullshit from these kids every week. drunken college students with undeserved feelings of entitlement = terrible human beings