Originally posted by: Latte
They're always attractive when they're the only people i see 8 hours a day. Then out in the real world i realize that i must have had my beer goggles on.

happens all the time, when you see only them for most of the day you consider them half attractive, but put them against people you see in the real world and they are whoreable.

Yodel Toast

1/8/2009 3:43:00 PM

ehh. I don't know. when I'm at work, I try to look as unattractive as possible.

Mariano Rivera

1/8/2009 3:44:00 PM

Originally posted by:black jack davey

i know plenty of girls who only look attractive after i've had about 8 pints. does that count?

creepfuck davey with a rare funny post

this thread is going places

cbrickhouse

1/8/2009 3:53:00 PM

Originally posted by: Latte

More like the opposite. They're always attractive when they're the only people i see 8 hours a day. Then out in the real world i realize that i must have had my beer goggles on.

you get drunk at work?

PHAT MATT

1/8/2009 3:55:00 PM

Originally posted by: JAMESO

Originally posted by:black jack davey

i know plenty of girls who only look attractive after i've had about 8 pints. does that count?

creepfuck davey with a rare funny post

this thread is going places

you find that funny? what happened to you?

$teve grove

1/8/2009 3:55:00 PM

Originally posted by: Latte

More like the opposite. They're always attractive when they're the only people i see 8 hours a day. Then out in the real world i realize that i must have had my beer goggles on.

same.

John Barlow

1/8/2009 3:59:00 PM

I work with tons of hot tang. It looks just as good in my shed as it does at work.

Flip Wilson22

1/8/2009 4:00:00 PM

i am unattractive and date unattractive women

Yodel Toast

1/8/2009 4:01:00 PM

yeah well ever since my boss referred to my breasts as "the twins" while talking to an investor, it's been turtlenecks and sweater robes.

Mariano Rivera

1/8/2009 4:02:00 PM

Originally posted by:PHAT MATT

Originally posted by: JAMESO

Originally posted by:black jack davey

i know plenty of girls who only look attractive after i've had about 8 pints. does that count?

creepfuck davey with a rare funny post

this thread is going places

you find that funny? what happened to you?

i watch top gear a lot, i blame british humour

cbrickhouse

1/8/2009 4:04:00 PM

Originally posted by: HughMotherFuckinHef

I've noticed that when I work around a bunch of dudes for any length of time somes girls, any girls start looking good. when I worked in masonry it was all dudes on the job site any girl that dared step on the site might as well have been a Perfect 10 model.

BFI as well. any girl within a mile radius was hollered at

i worked with a score of attractive women at panera but they were all terrible people except for maybe two, and i would very realistically consider marrying the one. she was that awesome.

when i would see any of them outside of work or at those after hour functions we had to go to, most were dressed like ghetto princess wigger trash and i don't feel that style at all.

cbrickhouse

1/8/2009 4:14:00 PM

Originally posted by: HughMotherFuckinHef

Young girl get out of my mind! lovin you is way out of line!

FUCKING HARDBODIES. FIFTEEN OF EM. ALL SUCKIGN AND FUCKING. I DID BLOW OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLES, THEN THEY LET ME BUST LOADS ALL OVER THEIR FACES.

cbrickhouse

1/8/2009 4:18:00 PM

Originally posted by: HughMotherFuckinHef

Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

Originally posted by: HughMotherFuckinHef

Young girl get out of my mind! lovin you is way out of line!

FUCKING HARDBODIES. FIFTEEN OF EM. ALL SUCKIGN AND FUCKING. I DID BLOW OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLES, THEN THEY LET ME BUST LOADS ALL OVER THEIR FACES.

AND I HAD MY LITTLE BAG OF COKE AND THIS DUDE WANTED ME TO FUCK HIS WIFE! SO I DID THEN PASSED OUT ON HIS COUCH, THEN HIS WIFE CAME DOWN AND DID BLOW OFF MY DICK!

AND THEN HIS DAUGHTER CAME HOME AND SAID YO I WANT YOU TO FUCK MY DAUGHTER IN THE BUTT. SO I CALLED UP HECKLE AND HE BROUGHT ME SOME METH AND I FUCKED THAT HARDBODY ALL NIGHT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, NIGGERPANTS, IF YOU COULD HAVE SEEN IT

cbrickhouse

1/8/2009 4:22:00 PM

Originally posted by: HughMotherFuckinHef

Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

Originally posted by: HughMotherFuckinHef

Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

Originally posted by: HughMotherFuckinHef

Young girl get out of my mind! lovin you is way out of line!

FUCKING HARDBODIES. FIFTEEN OF EM. ALL SUCKIGN AND FUCKING. I DID BLOW OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLES, THEN THEY LET ME BUST LOADS ALL OVER THEIR FACES.

AND I HAD MY LITTLE BAG OF COKE AND THIS DUDE WANTED ME TO FUCK HIS WIFE! SO I DID THEN PASSED OUT ON HIS COUCH, THEN HIS WIFE CAME DOWN AND DID BLOW OFF MY DICK!

AND THEN HIS DAUGHTER CAME HOME AND SAID YO I WANT YOU TO FUCK MY DAUGHTER IN THE BUTT. SO I CALLED UP HECKLE AND HE BROUGHT ME SOME METH AND I FUCKED THAT HARDBODY ALL NIGHT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, NIGGERPANTS, IF YOU COULD HAVE SEEN IT

THEN I WOKE UP AT 5AM AND WENT BACK TO WORK! IT'S ALL ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY TRUE!

THEN WHEN I GOT TO WORKI STOPPED AT WAWA AND SOME BITCH SUCKED ME OFF WHILE I WAS GETTING GAS, SHE EVEN PAID FOR IT

JimmyJames

1/8/2009 4:43:00 PM

Originally posted by: Joder...ostia!

yeah well ever since my boss referred to my breasts as "the twins" while talking to an investor, it's been turtlenecks and sweater robes.

yikes