MY EX HAS A BABY 37 replies, 35584 views

thisgirldesire
12/17/2009 8:22:00 PM
fuck my life.

kingshit
12/17/2009 8:24:00 PM
my ex is currently pregnant, and i think it's absolutely hilarious.

what's your problem?
Sandy Dickhands
12/17/2009 8:24:00 PM
Originally posted by: thisgirldesire

fuck my life.

is it yours?!
deadlift
12/17/2009 8:25:00 PM
I would be rejoicing it wasn't mine.
thisgirldesire
12/17/2009 8:26:00 PM
definitely not mine. i think that i'd know if i popped out a child from my vagina.

he's just a smarter kid than doing a girl without a condom and getting her knocked up. he's super stoked to be a dad and the little chica is gorgeous.
Mariano Rivera
12/17/2009 8:31:00 PM
almost every girl i have ever been involved with on any level has a kid now
Dan.
12/17/2009 8:33:00 PM
hopefully not most recent ex...
Bonsai
12/17/2009 8:39:00 PM
why is this a fuck my life situation?

a lot of the dudes i've dated have kids now. one was dumb enough to shack up with a 19 y/o who already had 3 kids when he met her. they're now up to 5, and probably make $35k a year between the two. they both always look like they're about 3 seconds away from some murder-suicide shit.
cows spending money
12/17/2009 8:45:00 PM
^Seriously. And all I ever think in that situation is "There but for the grace of God go I."
thisgirldesire
12/17/2009 8:48:00 PM
Originally posted by: tryandchangeme

hopefully not most recent ex...


HA. no. he was just married and divorced.


Originally posted by: Bonsai

why is this a fuck my life situation?


because i can never sleep with him again knowing that he's fertile.
nah. it just freaks me out. i dunno. i just think that it's weird.
spcseth
12/17/2009 8:54:00 PM
if he is happy about it he wanted it, maybe would never admit it, but he did....
thisgirldesire
12/17/2009 8:59:00 PM
Originally posted by: spcseth

if he is happy about it he wanted it, maybe would never admit it, but he did....


he's totally stoked over her. he told me that he was buying clothes and toys for her and she was gonna be the coolest little kid.

i guess that i just didn't expect him to be like "check this out...yeah she's mine"
Brett Weir
12/17/2009 10:06:00 PM
Man, I want kids.
Billy Crystals
12/17/2009 10:07:00 PM
Originally posted by: tommynorcal

Man, I don't want kids.

thisgirldesire
12/17/2009 11:11:00 PM
Originally posted by: LordLuvKnuckle

Originally posted by: thisgirldesire

definitely not mine. i think that i'd know if i popped out a child from my vagina.

he's just a smarter kid than doing a girl without a condom and getting her knocked up. he's super stoked to be a dad and the little chica is gorgeous.

you still love him.

GET OVER IT BITCH! ! !


haha false.
larry cockabea
12/17/2009 11:21:00 PM
Originally posted by: Billy Crystals

Originally posted by: tommynorcal

Man, I don't want kids.


Brett Weir
12/17/2009 11:50:00 PM
2.5
picket fence
dog in the yard
best wife i could ask for

i dont know if its age or me going crazy, but this all sounds better than seeing sheer terror play with danzig era misfits while i get blown by porn star mason moore.
thisgirldesire
12/18/2009 12:36:00 AM
Originally posted by: tommynorcal

2.5
picket fence
dog in the yard
best wife i could ask for

i dont know if its age or me going crazy, but this all sounds better than seeing sheer terror play with danzig era misfits while i get blown by porn star mason moore.


i want an easy relationship.

to be quite honest, i'm a little envious of dianna and wren. when they were going to get married, dianna's facebook status made me realize what i want: a best friend to spend the rest of my life with.

/sappy and mushy stuff

but yeah, i want to be friends and be into some of the same stuff, but still be independent, meanwhile, having some killer sex and not wanting to tear each other's eyes out.
InTheButtLikeWhat
12/18/2009 12:54:00 AM
not realistic
G uNiT UgLy
12/18/2009 1:27:00 AM
Originally posted by: thisgirldesire



dianna's facebook status made me realize what i want





that alone is scary.
bathtub_shitter
12/18/2009 3:21:00 AM
blackeyes
12/18/2009 3:29:00 AM
didnt read but three of my exs have kids
Dianana
12/18/2009 7:13:00 AM
Are you talking about "Brb, going to St. Thomas to marry my best friend?" Haha, aww. I think everyone can find that one awesome person.
Originally posted by:thisgirldesire

Originally posted by: tommynorcal

2.5
picket fence
dog in the yard
best wife i could ask for

i dont know if its age or me going crazy, but this all sounds better than seeing sheer terror play with danzig era misfits while i get blown by porn star mason moore.


i want an easy relationship.

to be quite honest, i'm a little envious of dianna and wren. when they were going to get married, dianna's facebook status made me realize what i want: a best friend to spend the rest of my life with.

/sappy and mushy stuff

but yeah, i want to be friends and be into some of the same stuff, but still be independent, meanwhile, having some killer sex and not wanting to tear each other's eyes out.

k-diddy
12/18/2009 10:26:00 AM
he prob looked at you and realized he couldn't make good looking kids with you so he had to look elsewhere
Broken Skull
12/18/2009 10:33:00 AM
The Department of Child Services has stepped in after a four year-old drank beer and stole presents. Logan Pugh awoke to sheriff's deputies looking for his four year-old neighbor Monday night, and discovered his Christmas tree had been robbed of packages. A dress, once wrapped under the tree, was found down the street. The missing four year-old boy was wearing the dress, and the child had an empty beer can in his hand when deputies found him. The incident is now under investigation and the child has been removed from his home.

Yeah the mom was fat..and divorcing the father who is in jail. Fuck Their Lives.
Kev_in
12/18/2009 4:08:00 PM
Originally posted by: thisgirldesire

Originally posted by: tommynorcal

2.5
picket fence
dog in the yard
best wife i could ask for

i dont know if its age or me going crazy, but this all sounds better than seeing sheer terror play with danzig era misfits while i get blown by porn star mason moore.


i want an easy relationship.

to be quite honest, i'm a little envious of dianna and wren. when they were going to get married, dianna's facebook status made me realize what i want: a best friend to spend the rest of my life with.

/sappy and mushy stuff

but yeah, i want to be friends and be into some of the same stuff, but still be independent, meanwhile, having some killer sex and not wanting to tear each other's eyes out.

I had that and the girl one day just got ants in the pants and split, after living together for 5 years...makes me wonder if there is such a thing as a stable girl.